I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…

People with 88 in their usernames are probably people who’ve been rocking the same username for 20+ years at this point. I think my username naming scheme hasn’t changed since I was single digits in age logging intk AIM and MSN Messenger

Do you accept Russian war bonds?

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I hope we are in a dress. It would explain… everything but also give us hope of escaping this one

But he knows his followers defend him by always claiming he’s joking and he’s wanting everyone to know for sure he means it

Some days, time makes sense. I do not know what kind of day today is

The bird or the trampoline?

I try to take to heart that somebody is always learning about something basic for the first time and that that’s okay BUT where the hell have you been the last couple of months that you haven’t heard of DOGE the agency?!?!

Wait, I read the article and the headline is pretty much on point? What am I missing?

I beleive it was just an Instagram post. Not from a porn or anything

This is what happens when you make exceptions to the prime directive and hope nobody notices

Jokes on you, I just keep tab groups on my phone. Only 3 groups of 500 tabs are hanging out and it’s it’s own overwhelming problem…

They can’t, that’s why they keep dying in car crashes

I don’t want my mom to be able to turn her computer into a paperweight…

Tho those complicated outcome trends can have issues with things like minorities having worse health outcomes due to a history of oppression and poorer access to Healthcare. Will definitely need humans overseeing it cause health data can be misleading looking purely at numbers

That article is a wild. Feels like we are in a story with terrible foreshadowing and retcons

She doesn’t deserve this

I was at least hoping World War III would be kicked off by something interesting. Not two men getting cranky at another man for perceived lack of sufficient ball gargling

Looks like SpaceX is already the launch provider for it