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  • We were supposed to go to a Mardi Gras parade with family, but thankfully they cancelled. So now we're awake early, have valentines day off together with no plans... and we're gonna go fishing for a bit. Packing a cooler now and about to head out, then we'll see where the day takes us! Just excited to have the day with my best friend (aka wife)

  • So where's this kid's GoFundMe? For like legal defense against suspension or whatever. Doesn't matter, but I'd throw $5 to buy them a drink

    • "Then you're gonna get in trouble for that"
    • "Ok"
  • Empathy is one of the earliest symptoms of the woke-mind virus. Let it get outta hand, and soon you'll have mother fuckers critically thinking and shit. Unacceptable. Now where's my Brawndo‽ Like a flower, I need them electrolytes

  • Thank you lol, started my day with a laugh

  • My wife and I are both allergic. Long story short: we suffered, bought an oversized (HEPA) air-purifier (plus some small ones), suffered some more, then became much more tolerant of the allergens... only took a few years to not have asthma upon waking up

    So, it can be done — but your mileage and allergies may vary. Downside is, a lot of my family is very allergic too, so staying at my house is almost non-optional. Upside is, loving best friends and... staying at my house is almost non-optional if allergic

    We keep a pet-free guest bedroom for reprieve, but ya gotta want it. Antihistamines available upon request

  • I'm still struggling. Was OP's joke an unfinished "type of joke"?

    Like saying, 'I enjoy "you're momma so fat" jokes'?

    Edit: ohhhhhh... as soon as I commented, I read the joke again and got it.

    For anyone else struggling, the only kid that doesn't have a name, literally has no name to write out

  • I'm surprised there isn't video from someone filming the wild police presence/show of force... but then again, I'd probably be confused and shitting myself (rather than filming) if I was there. I would never imagine something like that would be required to arrest execute one person

    — Insane use of force; Portland; "Threatening messages to Trump" written on 'bullets' — yeah, that all seems perfectly fucking normal. No worries y'all, Americans can sleep safer, knowing that the feds are keeping them safe from savages like that... don't be afraid, just obey and you'll (maybe) be ok

    If only those police in Uvalde had learned to be fearless defenders of the law like that; could've saved some kids and teachers from an active shooter

  • The furthest an American can get is those who go to help defend Canada

  • Doh, I miss my own little (fiery) gentleman! The hair just makes their personality that much more dramatic lol

    Dog tax:

  • Inspiring!

  • ITT: People ignoring-concept because of the use of "fck" instead of "fuck"; also others undermining the usefulness of mass-movements without violence

    I'm all for offensive-defending, but we aren't quite there yet (but unfortunately close). It's trying to save what we can and take back what we lost. The consequences can be read about later, but for now... fascists are cowards and fear actualization of their own consequence

    They'll fight tooth and nail to instill fear of repercussions, because of the fear of their own actions having consequences... cowards — as well as a small minority.

    They're afraid of peoples united, so they act-out and terrorize in order to stave-off the people, and defend their own intolerance

    It won't be pretty, but it doesn't need to be a blood-bath. "Strong in the real way" is harder for masses to agree on... but that's what the fascist fucks count on. They need fear to survive and control

    Fuck Nazi's. (pissant peasants clinging to an idea of power to quell their own self-hatred)

  • My wife and I were adopted last month (I'm pretty sure). We tried finding her home on the social media sites as well as put up picture-flyers around town, still nobody claiming her. So now we have an appointment for vaccinations and a spay, and we'll go from there

    Cat tax

  • This says it all

  • me_irl

    Jump
  • Man, than you haven't truly lived!

    Nor have I, by those standards: but I imagine that's what "truly living" entails

  • Siimmmbaaaaa

    "REMEMBER, WHO YOU THEY ARRRREEEEEE"

  • Don't let perfection be the enemy of progress. We can move toward inevitable or destructive. I choose logically-forward, personally. Doesn't matter my personal opinions

  • Why not newer AND fewer. We can multi-task

  • Doesn't even need violence. Just like-minded numbers that want accountability from representatives. People back down from a show of force, whether that be from kinetic energy or potential. Numbers enmass is enough to enforce change, without violence... simply with the implicative. Inevitably people will get hurt (we're past that), but true consequences are often worse than death

  • art @hexbear.net

    Dismantled, eventually

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    A penis has the "second-most" microexpressions, compared to a face

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The difference between logical and pathological is a path

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Wtf did facebook marketplace just suggest to me?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Any nurses lurking around here on Lemmy? Is there a medical community for general discussion, debriefing, comradery, and/or stories/memes?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    FOR THE GLORY!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Who knew Borg could be so relatable

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    If Sisko can be a Captain, Harry can at least be a Lieutenant Commander

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Lockpicking Lawyer's size preference

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Meow mix banger

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Insulting rule

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The onomatopoeia, "Chugga Chugga, Choo Choo", becomes "Chugga Chugga, CHEW chew" when feeding a young child

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If you have reddit coins that are about to go to waste... I would search for a "fuck u/spez" post and award it as much as you can