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Ee e e um um a weh Ee e e um um a weh In the bedroom room, the master bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets the knife. A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack
Sorry, 3rd grade me could not help himself.
All in the name of avoiding doing the obvious thing.
Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.
Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.
I would upvote this twice if I could.
Here’s a BBC article about it as well:
This feels worse somehow. With the death penalty there is a finality to sentencing, these people are stuck on an ever speeding treadmill of despair chasing hope like it’s a carrot on a string. Even if they get out, due to the conditionality of their original sentence, they can be thrown right back in with the flick of a pen. Like Sisyphus to his boulder these people are bound to sadness perpetually stuck in a state of fear.
Jokes on you it’s on my counter!… it never made it to the fridge.
“Accidentally“
FYI for iPhone users if you run into the Fuzz and you need to lock it out of biometrics, hit the lock button five times. This will start the emergency call count down but once canceled the iPhone can only be opened via passcode. Caveat, you need to have the five press to call turned on in Settings>Emergency SOS>Call with 5 Button presses
If only there was something Tesla’s board of directors could do to improve morale and improve sales.
And this class is called, say it with me, a false equivalence argument. A false equivalence being when an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on flawed or false logic.
The first time I remember getting verklempt as a child I was watching this episode live. Fucking onions man.
Sadly I doubt that people that have taken horse paste to counteract their COVID infections will make those same acknowledgements.
While Volvo is selling its majority stake in Polestar, Geely (the company that owns 82% of Volvo) is buying Volvos stake in Polestar. I forgot to mention before buying Volvos stake Geely already owns 49.5% of Polestar.
“¡U máax in detenga!”
lol. If the right could read/ wanted to the Bible would be one of the first books they would ban.