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Mouselemming

@ Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works

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  • 🔥AI wrongly tells user a fire alarm is just a drill

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  • It's literally the point of a fire drill.

    A scheduled test of the equipment, with the alarms going off randomly all day as the tester gets to them, doesn't require you to evacuate.

    Such a test is always supposed to be preceded by ample warning notifications, so people will be extra careful not to set real fires while the building is vulnerable.

  • Hand it over

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  • Style choice? Too empty? Too full of random junk?

  • FREEEEM; sad birthday boy noises

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  • Unfair to muppets!!!

  • The blame game

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  • Funny how Employment numbers haven't leapt with the hiring of citizens and legal residents now that the "worst of the worst" are no longer taking all the best jobs.... And neither have wages risen with the loss of "illegal aliens" willing to work for sub-legal wages. Of course the real victims are the owners who are losing profits every day! And yet aren't willing to pay a living wage, nor provide working conditions and benefits commensurate with the effort and hazards of the jobs.

  • Beyond fucked up (CW: sexualizing children)

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  • It's also fun to find items to post to it, but a little tricky to search for them while filtering out Fox Bullshit

  • what a drag

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  • Some poor innocent coyote has just pulled the lever on his ACME Rocket Launcher, perfectly aimed to hit his approaching meal, when the roadrunner sees a sudden banana peel and stops short so he's narrowly missed by the rocket, which skids on the peel, flipping and spinning in the air before blowing up the anchor of the spit of rock that was suspending the coyote over a gorge. Humorous falling, flattening and accordion-walking ensue.

  • Belly pets

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  • Pam Bondi Seemed to Track Pramila Jayapal's Epstein Searches

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  • ... to keep Trump from ever leaving office

  • US decides SpaceX is like an airline, exempting it from Labor Relations Act

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  • Why are airlines exempt from common-sense laws in the first place? Sure, let SpaceX and future space lines be common carriers, but let's regulate them all, for how they treat their customers and employees and the environment. Don't let Ronald Reagan's dementia continue to give them a get-out-of-jail-free card!

  • Did Pam Bondi Just Lie Under Oath About Trump and Epstein?

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  • Is he emphasizing Andrew rather than Trump because Trump will happily throw Andrew (and Bondi) under the bus? Maybe hoping the disclosure of such an investigation would eventually open doors to getting Trump himself one day?

  • "Erased"

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  • Not smallpox please, a lot of innocent people aren't vaccinated against it since it was eradicated. I am because I'm an old fart, but I don't want MAGA people my age and above being the ones NOT affected. Besides you'd have to break into the CDC, or just convince Kennedy it'd be good for folks'immune systems or something.

    Measles is already working on the problem all by itself.

  • acab

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  • If you can't afford to quit, use the anonymity built into the system to subvert from within. Fire high or low (as the manufacturer instructs!) to avoid harming people. Send the teargas upwind of your own guys, they're masked anyway. Treat protesters with respect and deescalate conflicts. If you're supposed to be rounding up random folks rather than a dangerous criminal, moonrun (a word I just coined to mean making it look like you're putting in the effort while not going anywhere fast) to fool your new body cam while you don't catch anyone. If you have to transport abductees, at least try to make them less uncomfortable and keep family members together. If they show you documents, believe/honor them, and don't confiscate them.

    Most of this is how the job should legally be done, it only subverts the most evil parts. If they fire you, make sure you get the cause on record, if only through email bcc'd and saved to your own computer.

  • "Looking forward to visiting you!"

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  • You counted your kids but are you sure you had all your nannies when you left?

  • I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear. (Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen)

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  • It only took me three seconds to type his name in search and read it in the first sentence of Wikipedia. Though one look at his face said "Midwesterner" to me, not to mention his sport is curling, I didn't want to jump to conclusions before I typed.

  • I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear. (Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen)

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  • Jealousy? Could work.

  • I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear. (Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen)

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  • But they're sending their victims straight to Texas, too fast for the injunctions to get through court. Because there's gold in them thar detention kkkamps! And because Texas judges are more likely to summarily deport without even reading the cases.

  • Cat thief

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  • He's a glover not a fighter

  • I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear. (Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen)

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  • Acab but they don't HAVE to be, it's not an actual job requirement, just how it plays out in practice. Besides, we're only asking them to be bastards to the ICE bastards instead of to their neighbors, it's not THAT difficult.