You should instead put energy into your environment and community to make positive changes in your area.
Just send me your social security, your card number, and the last 3 digits on the back and I'll get you all set up, my friend!
It literally fits in the palm of your hand and you can use it as a fully functioning device while closed, what do you mean?
The Michigan one is what we Michiganders call a Flint Style Coney. Popularized by the hit chain restaurant which originated here in Flint, Halo Burger.
You should instead put energy into your environment and community to make positive changes in your area.