You should instead put energy into your environment and community to make positive changes in your area.

Just send me your social security, your card number, and the last 3 digits on the back and I’ll get you all set up, my friend!

Projection is the ultimate cry for help, buddy!

As long as you don’t mind the sight of blood. I heard some guy got killed with a hammer there!

In fact, he’s morally obligated to murder his friend with a hammer in the woods.

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You should kill your friend with a hammer in the woods on your weekend trip.

Why are you running your phones over?

You never heard of a phone case? It also comes with a pre installed screen protector.

It literally fits in the palm of your hand and you can use it as a fully functioning device while closed, what do you mean?

I agree, that’s why I moved to the Razr, it fits a lot better in the hand.

You sound like you need the new Razr or the Z Flip

16 year old me is hyped. 32 year old me is not.

A true hotdog is just the dog, the bun, and some mustard. Ketchup is blasphemy.

The Michigan one is what we Michiganders call a Flint Style Coney. Popularized by the hit chain restaurant which originated here in Flint, Halo Burger.

Thanks OP, I never opened this app and cringed several times in succession before.

Chronically online posting

Seek help buddy

Man, and it keeps getting better! I don’t want to finish Season 1 and have to wait for Season 2 😭