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  • Man Alarmed to Discover His Smart Vacuum Was Broadcasting a Secret Map of His House

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  • A few years ago I noticed an annoyance with a soundbar I had. After allowing it onto my WiFi network so we could stream music to it, it still broadcast the setup WiFi network.

    While dorking around one day, I ran a port scan on my network and the soundbar reported port 22 (ssh) was open. I was able to log in as root and no password.After a moment of “huh, that’s terrible security.” I connected to the (publicly open) setup network, ssh’d in, and copied the wpa_supplicant.conf file from the device to verify it had my WiFi info available to anyone with at least my mediocre skill level. I then factory reset the device, never to entrust it with any credentials again.

  • The struggle is real

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  • My strategy is to just go as slutty as acceptable for any vague character.

    I’ve gone as sexy cowboy, sexy plumber, underwear model bitten by vampire (the bat onesie is too hot, so I just kept taking it off to reveal shiny metallic reptile print underoos), Dionysus (just a very shiny white piece of fabric wrapped into a skimpy toga and a staff, plus I kept offering to refill drinks), Slutty Jesus (Same as Dionysus, sans staff). More reserved looks have included fully clothed himbo firefighter, and before what’s-her-face went crazy, a very dapper Sirius Black.This year I’m going as Luigi (the video game character), which is not explicitly sexy, but I’ll probably wind up taking off the shirt at some point. (I poured all my inspiration into my wife’s costume this year. She’s going as a dragon. She’ll be in a leotard with scales, a horned face mask, a cape, and various body chains and chainmail accessories. She’s going to be the bomb. I’m so excited.)

  • Spain restarts push to kill daylight saving time in EU

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  • Oh, no - it’s not just making your morning darker! By making you wake up earlier in comparison to the natural rise of the sun, which shifts you farther outside your natural circadian rhythm than capitalism already does, you experience an effect similar to what people on the trailing edge of time zones experience, at least for a time. These include higher incidences of obesity, diabetes, heart disease, and breast cancer. Oh, and increased rates of suicide.

    …yay.

    Edit: I love that every time I wade into the DST debate and present evidence that DST is garbage and we should all be starting our day later, I get downvoted or argued with by some person who thinks that because they get more sun in the evening, they are a better judge of the right approach to health than peer reviewed science.

  • conventional wisdom

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  • There is no paradox in the social contract.

    Tolerance is mutual. Respect is mutual. Kindness is mutual.

  • 'Trump demanded screaming and swearing that Zelensky give up territory'

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  • I don’t think it’s individual evidence, really. I suspect it’s probably more the bot farms and pressure campaign. Those carry a lot of water for the illusion of continued group consensus.

  • Zohran Mamdani, in the New York City mayoral debate: "Free buses would cost $700M. Cuomo gave more—$959M—to Elon Musk for a failed Tesla factory."

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  • Free?

    McCarthy spins faster

  • Americans, what do typically have for breakfast?

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  • Coffee plus one of the following (it changes, depending on my whim and ingredient availability):

    • Homemade egg bites (egg, sausage or meatless sausage, peppers, onion, spinach, cheese)
    • Cereal
    • Greek yogurt mixed with a dollop of jam
    • Breakfast sandwiches (homemade, prepackaged, or from a local restaurant)
    • Biscuits and gravy

  • ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown

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  • “I just assumed they were garbage men.”

    They are garbage, fictional local homeowner.

  • Commercials seem to be normalizing an unhealthy work-life balance more.

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  • And it’s an act of constant, willful effort by yourself and your community.

    One neighbor is a rental, they are a large immigrant family and are barely getting along. Property owner lives out of country. Another neighbor thought it would be a fun idea to feed neighborhood stray cats. They wound up creating a very healthy breeding family of raccoons out the run-down garage of the rental. For years their offspring have wreaked havoc in our neighborhood. Every fall I’ve had to call a pest control company to trap the tiny raccoons that are small enough to climb downspouts (the big ones aren’t) and destroy the siding and soffits of my neighbors houses. The cat food guy moved away, I figured out how to occlude the raccoons from my downspouts with ample and unsightly flashing, and along with other neighbors, have built or repaired fencing in in our backyards (mostly because of pets and trespassing neighborhood kids, honestly).It seems like the raccoon misadventure has finally concluded. I’m now stuck with damaged soffits that squirrels have moved into (on account of a looming walnut tree that lives in a neighbors yard and is so large it overhangs my roof), and a repair estimate that was $5k a year ago, when I had the garage roof redone but wasn’t sure I’d gotten the raccoon problem licked, so I didn’t want to proceed with those repairs. Who knows what it’ll be now. … yay.

  • Turning Point Rejects Claims Commemorative Sniper Rifle is ‘Insensitive’

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  • Did you write this?

    Google literally has no hits for the title you put in. I was going to share the link to the Onion or Beaverton or whatever with some friends.

    If you did write it — Bravo!

  • Turning Point Rejects Claims Commemorative Sniper Rifle is ‘Insensitive’

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  • I just came from a post about a man facing charges for posting a Trump quote about school shootings (“We have to get over it.”) on a Facebook post about a Charlie Kirk memorial.

    I just gave a sardonic chuckle and put my phone down, thoroughly having eaten that onion. I’m glad I picked it back up to check the source. I was about to tell my wife!

  • 'CDC is over': RFK Jr. lays off over 1,000 employees in Friday night massacre

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  • Trying to turn it into the center for disease collaboration

  • Greatness

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  • Commenting again to say that I can definitely vouch for the recipe. It was pretty good!

  • Microsoft just changed where your Word documents live — here’s why it matters

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  • You can disable the Outlook addon that nags you about Adobe cloud, btw. Small part of the puzzle, but it helps.

  • Update on my Home-Lab now featuring a fully custom built 10" Aluminumm rack

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  • I know. I was just seeing if you would notice. awkward laughter

    (But thanks, I was trying to wing the conversion and started off with 3.3ft =1m and then did the numbers meme while my fingers typed gibberish.)

  • Autism ‘highly likely’ linked to Tylenol and circumcision, RFK Jr. says

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  • Most unhinged statement I can make on it:There is no such thing as an autistic woman. The women with autism are all trans and have been circumsized.

    Scariest statement I can make on it:For women, it’s not the circumcision, it’s whether or not the mother has taken birth control prior to being pregnant.

    Most rational statement I can make on it:RFK has had too many homemade medical remedies, and we’re all paying the price.

  • Update on my Home-Lab now featuring a fully custom built 10" Aluminumm rack

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  • I have an FDM printer (Ender 3 clone) that is mostly 2020 aluminum extrusion as the frame. A few years ago I found some 2020 on sale and built a set of shelves for my wife’s plants out of it. (Now - I know. It’s not the most economical use of materials, but it was the middle of winter, and I didn’t want to go work in the garage. Plus the 2020 was on sale.) It’ll support a slew of plants over a 4-foot span (~1.2m) without any sagging or other concerns. It can be wobbly side to side, but that’s a matter of bracing and connectors.

  • Greatness

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  • Well. Hm. I currently have all those ingredients…

    Excellent idea.

  • Trump to visit Walter Reed for ‘routine yearly checkup’, the second since April

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  • His detractors don’t get it. The doctors just called him back for his second once a year exam to admire him. Trump is in unbelievably good health.

    It’s Trump’s business acumen showing again. He gets his yearly checkups each calendar and each fiscal year.

    Saying this is a check up is a cover story. The doctors obviously called him in to consult on a particularly tough case.

    Yes, these are jokes. I hope president pudding brain remains cognizant enough to see all he built crumble, see his reputation ruined, his criminal enterprise dismantled, see his children jailed, to realize that he’s going to die before his political and criminal enemies, and that it all unfolds exceedingly quickly. Not all hopes are rational or possible, but I’ll accept any part of the above.