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  • It also causes ass cancer, dick cancer, and vulvular cancer!

    In my research, I’ve found that most humans have at least one of the following: Mouth, ass, uterus, vulva, or dick. Many of them have 3 (or more!) of those things. A special few have collected the whole set!

    Definitely a vaccine worth getting. If your doctor tells you that you’re too old, tell them their knowledge is too old. More importantly, ask them to note in your chart that they have refused preventative medicine against your wishes.

  • Ah, fuck. I read an article earlier that painted it as an ask for help from Ecuador without the context of the leadership.

    I thought “Okay, fair play. I feel weird about it, but I can’t be a geopolitical expert in all things, so I’ll try not to automatically assume it’s bad.”

    But… needle solidly swayed.

  • Horner also said Epstein made a $10,000 donation for his research and that he visited the ranch a second time in 2016 with a graduate student "as part of a geology tour".

    Has anyone heard from this student? I would not trust a word of his version of the narrative.

  • A friend once received an email riddled with misspellings and grammatical errors from her boss that critiqued her (appropriate) use of exclamation points. Specifically, that appearing cheerful was not professional.

    Some people just like to be miserable.

  • You don’t see them?

  • Yup. Apparently the Clintons testified in front of Congress yesterday regarding the Epstein files. That’s not high on the list headlines today.

  • In same camp of supporting the sentiment, I played this out in my head.

    Okay, but what if they’re open carrying a large gun?[Bad outcome]

    Okay, what if they open carry and have a body camera (that they turn off while in the restroom, obviously)?[Bad outcome and ignored by media - bad outcome]

    Okay, what if there’s a group that’s open carrying and have body cameras?[Bitch, did you just determine they had to form a militia to go to the bathroom away from home? Sigh.]

    I don’t know the solution, other than for people to mind their own fucking business.

  • I’m late to this train, but I recently got into Dimension 20, and the GM (Brennan Lee Mulligan) has some incredible characters. Here’s a fitting quote from one of them:

    Laws are a threat made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean?Video source (YouTube short - sorry)

  • Very probable. I was also not the most economically secure back then. I was trying to save money on a $20 can opener!

  • Can openers is what did it for me.

    In 2015 I needed a new manual can opener. The local big-box stores had two basic styles. A cheap, all metal one that was just stamped from a single sheet, and a more expensive one with better handles.The more expensive one had previously rusted and began to look nasty within a few years.Amazon had a bunch of different styles at less than the price point of the more expensive one.

    I bought one. It was fine. I didn’t love the operation. It cut the whole top off from the side, rather than from the top in a downwards cut. The sharp edges were on the can rather than on the lid. It would catch the paper labels and sometimes wad them up into the can while you cut. Cans with no air space would leak when opened.

    Anyway. Replaced it in 2019. Amazon still had a broad selection, but all except for obvious crap was as expensive as the local big box store’s expensive option. Wound up going to a smaller local(ish) bulk foods store and bought a cheapo restaurant one for less than Amazon’s/the big box store’s similar offerings. Minimal rusting to date.

  • A long time ago, someone said something really useful to me about oversharing online:“I would like to fuck you, but I’m afraid you’ll write about it on your LiveJournal.”

    And on that day, I became a lot more selective about what I shared online. At least when it relates to others. I’ll tell you all about my childhood trauma.

  • We already have Natural General Idiocy!

  • It’s also a few days into Ramadan, a holiday where Muslims fast while the sun is up. (It lasts approximately from fat Tuesday to Easter.)So, you know, if you want to fuck up someone’s day, make ‘em work extra hard while hangry.

    (Which is not necessarily true. IIRC, much of the religious understanding and forgiveness in Islam is about intent. They might be cool with breaking a fast when facing an existential threat. But it’s Iran, sooo…)

  • …. Oh!

    You just explained a question I had.I couldn’t figure out why a pin was considered more secure.

    In my reasoning: How is a PIN (potentially numeric only), changed 1x a year, safer than a password (3 of 4: Alpha, Mixed case, numeric, special chars), changed 4x a year.

    The answer, as you explained, is scope of trust. Machine only vs tenant-wide. That makes sense.

  • I could accept that it has to do with azure propagation delays, but the verbiage was explicit about our computers syncing to the tenant. (Vs. data propagating across it.)

    I sort of reject the idea that there’s nothing nefarious going on. The misdirect is weird.

    Unless they’re salting the hashed data with information they can’t access, they’re just creating a database of faces and fingerprints.Sure, maybe if their cryptography is good the DB cannot be reversed but they can still use an unsalted database to give match/no match info on scans of faces and fingerprints submitted to it.But also, I firmly don’t trust Microsoft. They’ve violated our ELA several times - mostly around applying analytics tools to our data without consulting us first. (Like rolling out MS Viva without telling us.)

  • My company just mandatorily implemented “Windows Hello”

    No one seems to be able to tell me why the information from Microsoft says the fingerprint and face scans are both “local only” and may take 24 hours to sync after initial setup. Where are they syncing to?(I opted for the ‘pin’ method instead of surrendering my biometrics.)

  • I’ve had to help users see the light when AI claimed it had the solution for a problem, but after 3 troubleshooting steps, it invoked menus from programs other than the one they were using.

    The users then kept telling me that they had their original issue, plus their software was missing features.

    And while that’s great when, I guess, it makes for more feature-rich software. It’s a nightmare when the answer is a solid and resounding “No, that doesn’t work that way” and AI doesn’t want to tell someone no, so it lies.

  • My old apartment used to be set up in just such a way that after a midday shower, you would see a small Brocken Spectre’s centered around each of your eyes when you looked in the mirror. It was honestly kind of terrifying. The first time I noticed it, I wondered if I’d finally lost it.Glowing circles around your black eyes in a fogged mirror.

    I think that means I have the opposite of a pot of gold in me.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    I don't think Todd knew he wanted a little sister, but he is a good big brother

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk Rule

    www.jezebel.com /we-paid-some-etsy-witches-to-curse-charlie-kirk
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Living in the U.S. and reading the news