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Monument

@ Monument @lemmy.sdf.org

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  • If you could have one always ready, perfectly cooked food magically available to you at all times, what would it be?

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  • Freshly made, slightly warm hummus, with veggies and taboon-style pita bread.

    It would be lovely to have something like steak or chicken or a tasty cheesy dish, but I would just wind up in an early grave I went with that.

  • If you could have one always ready, perfectly cooked food magically available to you at all times, what would it be?

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  • For some reason the idea of pulling a delicious smelling/looking corndog out of a pocket and handing it to a frazzled/sad random with a genuine “Hey, you don’t have to rawdog life alone — you can corndog it instead.” is like, Jesus-tier miracle shitposting.

  • What is your most lukewarm take?

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  • People who are always the hero of their own stories are not trustworthy narrators.

  • If this is what foldables look like now, why should we care about Apple’s?

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  • I want a phone I can hold comfortably in one hand. I don’t need a larger screen, I need to remember to call the eye doctor.

    No. I know. These phones aren’t for me. They’re for people who want to replace their laptop with a phone. The market is moving toward an all inclusive device, and the only way to make that work is dorky VR headsets, awkward projectors, or venti phones.

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  • She could have been okay if she stood for anything other than the status quo.

    She had to stand for something - I think that she was so unmemorable as a VP that people would have either looked to her past as a prosecutor, or to Biden’s massively unpopular policies on Palestine when trying to define her as a candidate.…. So she leaned into Biden’s Palestine policies. Like a fucking idiot.

    I think that being the alternative to some dinosaurs wasn’t enough. I think she also had to have policies that departed from theirs. Alas, she didn’t and the U.S. decided it wanted something different. (Or the election was swayed by Musk’s illegal vote buying lottery scheme, which he’ll never be punished for, or perhaps those unaudited last minute code updates to voting machines swayed the election, but we’ll never know, because justice is a myth and democracy has always been just performative enough to prevent another rebellion in the U.S.)

  • Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬

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  • He had also been dating Milenia for about a year when he said this, and was also not fully divorced from Marla Maples (though they were separated).

    Bastion of morality, that one.

  • Vance Is Boasting He Knows What’s in Epstein Files to Random Dinner Guests

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  • The same Vance who had dinner with the Murdoch’s just before the Trump letter to Epstein was released?

    Noooo…

  • Rule

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  • I will not be suppressed.

  • Petition to "release Trump's FULL medical records" grows

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  • His medical records are inside Epstein’s client list!

    Only way to be sure is to release them both!

  • Have you ever cheated on a test?

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  • Yes, kinda.

    I was in an entry-level “database” class that was administered online. I took it as padding to get credits to fulfill a requirement after switching majors. I figured it would be easy because I had a few years of on the job experience with databases.Although it was still the early days of online learning, my school did have a comprehensive online learning platform. The teacher was self-taught, and hosted the course on their personal website. While we did have a book and a syllabus, the actual course focused on how the teacher knew how to use Microsoft Access.They graded based on assignments that they handed out all at once at the beginning of the semester, plus tests. I did the entire semester’s homework in about 2 hours the first week, but found I kept missing test questions. After each test, it showed you the expected answers, and they often made little sense (not wrong, just weird – using anachronistic names for things, or the question was very specific about where menu options were that weren’t there anymore). You could retake the test as many times as you wanted (I don’t know if that was a bug or not), but I didn’t have that kind of time. So I just viewed source, where he’d clearly labeled each correct answer, and more or less skipped through the dumb quizzes.

  • Trump Demands Washington Commanders Return To Original Name 'Immediately' - Newsweek

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  • Wrong.

  • Cuts to public media will smash budgets of some local radio stations

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  • Words fail me, so here’s a picture to explain my thought.

    Sinclair Media Group executives right now:

  • YARD SARD alignment chart

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  • From my most recent garage sale:

    We also had a sign that read “World’s Okayest Garage Sale →” that was presented as a single line on a board that was approximately 4 inches high by 3 1/2 feet wide. (10 cm by 1000 cm)

  • Trump undergoes medical exam for swelling in legs, hand bruising

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  • Oh, come on. Completely unrealistic. He’d never admit anything about the minors.

  • Roblox CEO wants adults to use platform as a dating service - Dexerto

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  • Second Life already failed. Lego Second Life won’t succeed either.

  • Don't do it, we all care about you

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  • Get Ready for Citizens United 2.0

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  • The timing of the SCOTUS case is no coincidence. […] Missing three members due to two resignations and one controversial firing, it lacks quorum. Thus it is unable to appear in court, make statements, or otherwise defend itself and its remaining bedrock regulations. From the standpoint of actors whose main interest is kneecapping the commission, now is the perfect time to strike.

    sigh.

  • why I haven't gotten any work done today

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  • I worked very hard all day on very small things. I was pretty well rested and properly medicated.

    At the end of the day, however, I had made progress forward, but also had discovered issues with my earlier work, setting me back an amount commensurate with my progress.

    Tuesday will be more challenging, I have some things that are causing me anxiety, and I expect them to be worse Tuesday. Whee.

  • LICENSE TO KILL

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  • It’s inferred.

    There’s a whole subset of people for whom that statement would be an expression of endearment.

    I would more just assume some people have a playful relationship with their partners and the subject of neurodiversity.