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MonkeyTown

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  • "Can i ask you for a favor?" Is it rude to say no?

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  • This is my go-to as well, never fails. Because a lot of the things people want me to do for them (especially at work in public-facing job) are legitimately things I won’t or don’t want to do.

  • AI Is Accelerating the Loss of Our Scarcest Natural Resource: Water

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  • Sea salt as a food additive would get cheaper probably.

  • An American wins the world championship of the Canadian game, crokinole.

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  • As advertised. I now want to make or buy one.

  • what is your silliest, simple accomplishment?

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  • Was 10 the one with blitzball? I never went past that arena, that game should have been released as a standalone, fun as fuck.

  • Fwends

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  • This is my mom picking my traits in the character creator screen.. she was cheap but called it frugal.

    Well we want smart so let’s add that, oh but it’s cheaper if we buy the autDHD brand! It’s just as good and half the price!

    We want good at something, oh hey look there’s good at everything on sale.. fine print says can’t stick with anything, but I’m sure it’ll be fine!

    Oh, those two traits are locked in and have unintended interactions like anxiety and depression.. well this is going to be a bumpy run but the challenge is half the fun right?

  • Best way to turn off people and get lower tips

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  • Your experience/statistic there is very different from my experience. It definitely depends where you are and how high-end the place is.

    Place I work now, most tips are cash, by a substantial margin. Even when paying with card about half of our customers tip cash, and most transactions at this place are cash anyway. Places I worked previously were like a 50/50 split if people paid more often with cash or card, and again about a quarter of people paying card still tip cash.

    Maybe because this is a low cost of living area, and everyone knows moving claims cash tips, maybe because it’s all small town stuff, idk.

  • Best way to turn off people and get lower tips

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  • Most people who work the service industry don’t claim cash tips, but credit tips are required to be claimed due to the whole being electronic and traceable thing.

    If, as a service person, most or all tips are in cash, you just claim whatever brings you to minimum wage for that pay period.

    This is obviously heavily dependent upon where you work - some places want you to claim all tips (but you still don’t claim cash usually) others, especially if you make above min wage like most bartenders, don’t care.

    However, if you don’t claim those tips you can’t use that as income when taking out loans and applying for housing and whatever else. So it’s fucks people over pretty regularly.

  • pro tip

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  • Imagine being a doctor telling a couple their fetus died because of a sonic hedgehog gene mutation, tho. (This does happen)

    Like, it won’t matter in another few hundred years, but culture is difficult right now.

    Makes me wonder if the romans did meme shit like that. They graffiti shitposted and whatever so..

    Luckily nobody asks me what I would name shit because my pets are testament to my complete lack of creativity. 😊

  • pro tip

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  • I mean I’m sure that’s the logic or something but..

    Man it just feels wrong. Like the sonic hedgehog gene feels wrong. You know?

  • pro tip

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  • I thought for sure, for sure this was bullshit. For sure Linux doesn’t have a touch command. What could it possibly do.?

    Changing timestamps and creating empty files..

    Of course, that makes so much sense. 🤔

  • Is it possible to get/train a carrier pigeon today?

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  • Hmm..

    Can any of this be weaponized to protect a property?

    Can any wireless be..? Ideally without frying anything locally like an EMP.. “you mean an emp? No, and EMP!”

  • Is it possible to get/train a carrier pigeon today?

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  • Carrier pigeons make an excellent bandwidth benchmark though.

    Sneaker networks (flash drives stores in sneakers) are still some of the highest bandwidth out there.

  • Is it possible to get/train a carrier pigeon today?

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  • Having a halo does not always mean one is an angel!

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  • Missed opportunity for “does not owlways mean”, but cute grump either way ;)

  • my version is better

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  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwdweif1YI0

    Honestly there’s several weird pseudo-deep lyrics in that song so.. maybe. He does use graying to describe the tower at the start. I think it’s probably just happenstance and pronunciation tho.

  • Instant removal

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  • Hmm, would you consider this an iron overdose instead?

    Requires medical attention and all ;)

  • It's pure coincidence

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  • It's pure coincidence

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  • The Y chromosome is also deteriorating over time as it gets passed down with errors and doesn’t have a backup copy nor relevant genes to swap with, and men have less robust immune systems (iirc partially because of testosterone). So that’s fun.

  • Time to wake up

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  • Mirrors don’t exist in my dreams, I don’t think.. I’ve never seen one that I’m aware of, anyway.. and I have a quite extensive lucid dreamscape.. interesting.

    I find the easiest thing to do is check my pulse. I don’t replicate that in dreams, so I don’t feel anything where my heartbeat should be.

    Only downside is I’ll never realize when I’m actually dead.