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A broken man, obsessed with 500 year old Mexican culture.

  • I upvote every owl picture I see.

  • Not my birthday. It's the type of cake. White cake with sprinkles baked into it.

  • Not my birthday. It's the type of cake. White cake with sprinkles baked into it.

  • If I had another country to go to I would.

  • I ate a slice of $2.50 birthday cake. My life is really terrible right now.

    Edit: birthday cake is cake with sprinkles baked into it. It's not my birthday.

  • Welppp

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  • With all due respect if I lose my house then life isn't worth living anymore. I don't own a car. I don't have a family.

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  • I was a developer. I've been getting project management certifications to career pivot. I would like to go back to tech, but I'm gaining skills to leave the industry. I can't survive another year without a full time job that pays moderately.

  • I was on vacation in a foreign country and my wallet and phone were pickpocketed.

  • Today is Tuesday. Since when did the DMV have to do with anything involving parts? Don't they only issue licences? You're a weird bot aren't you?

  • Went two days without food. It was pretty horrible and I slept more to cope.

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  • I'm about to eat my bootstraps.

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  • Everyone wants me to make sacrifices without ever lifting a finger to help me. I'm too busy upskilling, job hunting, and doing part time physical labor.

    I'll tell you what you send me help with bills, my mortgage, or food then we'll talk about me doing something you want me to do.

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  • I lost my job because of cuts in May. I haven't been able to find full time employment since. I'm not sure I'm going to recover.

  • Oh you are right. This article is a mess. They didn't even name the driver that killed the guy.

  • Oh this is crazier than I initially imagined. My first gut reaction was conspiracy. If it is then there's some collateral damage.

    A driver of a blue Ford intentionally ran over a Homeland Security Investigation special agent resulting in him being on the hood of the vehicle.

  • The face you make when the waiter brings you the wrong tamales.

  • Fucking Christ I just want a fucking job. I'm going to be homeless because my dumbass fellow country men demanded a senile rapist to lead the country along with his cabal of mutant freaks. I fucking hate it here.

  • That would explain why there are like 30 dialects.

  • Codex Borgia

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Got any good cheap and quick meal tips?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Is there anything you're into that no one or basically nobody is into?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's the weirdest thing you're upset about?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Traditional Medicine Rule

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What devices or equipment you own or had that doesn't have much use in the modern world anymore?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Do you decorate for holidays?

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    What weird food or dishes do you eat regularly at home that you would never serve to someone else?

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    What's your favorite fantasy monster race?

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    What kind of jelly do you use for your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?