Lucky for me I can’t play guitar either. The only passion I got is Aztec history and I’m not qualified to teach anyone.

What technologies did you work with?

I’m actually aiming for AWS certs so hopefully my stack will be applicable.

I was putting in about a dozen per day on LinkedIn and was getting nowhere. Then after a few weeks there weren’t a dozen places left to apply at. So now I do that about twice a week and look up posts created in a week’s time.

My main skills over the last 10 years have been HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and the React framework. I just got done cramming Python so I can learn Flask.

Dice and Indeed have traditionally only gotten me third party recruiters and that never ends well or is profitable.

I don’t have any other options that don’t involve unskilled labor. I’m also not a young man anymore.

Web Development and UI/UX Design. In practice a React Developer that used Figma for planning. Basically I would draw the site, then build all the visual elements, implement all the behaviors, and then hook it up to a backend built by someone else. I’m cramming Udemy courses to become a Full Stack Web Developer.

I’m going to become homeless before I get an interview. I have ten years experience. I’m trying to keep my head held high and do self training. Even posting my Udemy certs on LinkedIn (I know they’re worth less than toilet paper).

No one cares.

As a vegetarian I find this comic offensive. The last panel should be that dude viscously ripping apart the vegetable people with his teeth.

Just because I don’t eat animals doesn’t mean I won’t body slam you if you’re between me and a potato.

I wonder if their c-suite considered that maybe financially backing Trump while he campaigned on issues that would make large swaths of the population lose their job was the smartest of ideas.

Trump took my job so I can’t spend money at Amazon even if I wanted to.

A nap after a sugar crash.

It’s best to let things go that will never happen.

I was referring to the movie which does have the song. Maybe it works.

Yo I’ve never heard of this site. The older I get the more I like public domain media. Thanks for showing me this.

It’s corny and is championed by some shit heads but Meditations by Marcus Aurelius helped me to figure out how mentally center myself during tribulations.

Link to Internet Archive

The answer is ‘never’. If these people were capable of self reflection then Trump wouldn’t have a second term. That’s not how cults of personality work.

See if they like “Yellow Submarine” and switch over to the Beatles?

I can’t think of any other options that don’t end in the best case scenario of myself being elderly and destitute.

I’m absolutely not charismatic enough to pull that off.

Bring books on crossbow manufacturing. It’s documented that Chichimeca obsidian tipped arrows could pierce through chainmail. Most areas practicing agriculture in the Americas will either have or have access to raw materials required for the manufacturing of crossbows.

I’m extremely depressed, but I’m going to give a gold star sticker for accurately knowing chocolate in its original form was consumed as a beverage.

I’m already outside way more than normal. The problem is I’m completely disconnected. I’m an American without employment, I’m skirting my own destruction every day. Don’t have money for the pub and I gave up drinking last year due to doctors’ orders. If I had a choice between doing my life over again or never having existed I’ll take the latter.