I’m a laid off government contractor and the last four weeks have been one long panic attack.

I’d move to Alberta. Could someone put in a good word for me?

Because celebrity news is garbage.

Myself after being born into white trash in Texas, never having love for this country, having to stave off poverty for two decades during my lifetime, having taught myself code as my peers resigned themselves to manual labor, and having no options to emigrate out because I have no ties to any origin countries that make up my genetics.

I wish I could be a Canadian. I’d be friendly, helpful, and pay my taxes on time. I’m going to die impoverished in the “land of opportunity”.

Is this even news worthy?

I don’t care about the lives of celebrities because they don’t care about mine.

Myself falling for hope because Trump made me unemployed:

It would be hilariously tragic if GTA 6 flopped.

Broke American MisterNeon Urges Australians to Embrace keeping that garbage out of your continent.

I wanted to be an archeologist.

Not only did I fail at my dreams I gave them up for the lie of “job security”.

Rad

We’re currently living in the Grift Age of civilization.

Despite my best efforts I do act like a dumbass at times.

You absolutely have a point.

Of course I’m a factor into this, I’m part of America.

Try being less callous.

When the day comes when you’re desperate and need help I hope people don’t laugh in your face like you have done to me this day.

In my life I have been hungry, I have been homeless, and I have been sick without access to affordable healthcare. I’m now an old man that has to fight those evils again instead of saving for retirement. You’re truly fortunate if that has never happened to you.

Have you ever considered not taking pleasure in the suffering of others?

You’re correct.

I thought he was a bot. I was wrong.

SCAM!

Edit: Not a scam. The mods responded to me. I apologize, I’m paranoid.

I’m a citizen of the USA because I was born here. I voted for Democrats every single election since I turned 18, the leopards didn’t eat my face they slit my throat.

You’re talking to someone that is currently suffering. I’m fucking trying to stave off poverty. What is wrong with you? The people of the United States are not an ambiguous block that represents a body politic, they’re flesh and blood people.

Why do you want me to get fucked over?

I have never done anything to you. Considering the amount of struggle I have dealt with living in American society I can tell you right now I didn’t benefit from that or most evil actions those with power in my country have undertaken.

Do I get to blame all Australians for the death of the Great Barrier Reef? No, that would be ridiculous because most Australians aren’t the owners of mineral extracting corporations.

I want nothing but peace and prosperity for the people of Australia and I wished they had the same feelings for me.