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MikeyChaz [none/use name]

@ MikeyChaz @hexbear.net

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fitness instructor from Brazil 🇧🇷 🤘

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  • The old guy in physio keeps asking me to come over to his beach house to watch the last samurai with him because his wife came over from England and is making sushi. I just met the guy but he really likes me for some reason. My gf really likes sushi and said it would be nice and I don’t want to disappoint her

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  • Walter white if he wasn’t possessive incel

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    dress professionally you fucking animal..

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  • Having a shower and ironing my clothes is bourgeois actually

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  • The internationale is cringe unfortunately

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    dress professionally you fucking animal..

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  • I think many of you think wearing unironed and slightly soiled clothes is a good thing

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  • Pitbull is a working class hero, give me everything tonight

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  • I think every country’s government should leave a spot open for John Fettywap every four years like the World Cup

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  • Having sex to the internationale and whichever country’s native language you bust to you have to move to there

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  • Johnny Fetterman is using your US tax dollars to pay for flights to Brazil to get his ex wife back after she left him for his brain damage and the fact he never flushed the toilet or washed his hands after a poo

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  • I met someone at physio who appeared sinister at first but then when we ended up talking he reminded me of my grandfather so I immediately thought he was cool. I asked him how he lost his hand and he said “it was a gift” and I was like “bro…” such a weird and cool thing to say but I think he’s making light of the situation I guess. He invited me to a community luncheon on Wednesday because he says he likes how “strong” I look lol. Free food I guess 🍽️🍽️🍽️

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  • I usually only eat one hot dog at Costco but I convinced my girlfriend that I could have two of them and she said “you better eat them all” and I did but maybe I ate them too fast. About 30 minutes later I start feeling sick and then involuntarily soiled myself in the checkout. I think Costco wins this time

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  • I miss my hand man 🤯. I start physio / rehab soon. I wonder when I’ll be able to carry weights. Dr said not to lift anything 20lbs wtf man

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  • [I wish i'd listened to everyone telling me to go to the hospital sooner. My condition was very bad but I am stable now except unfortunately my hand had to be removed due to contracting sepsis from the infection. My doctor advised me to go to the hospital 2 days ago but I thought I could wait it out till the end of the day. The fever symptoms got worse throughout the day and I think I entered a comatose state. I only remember being rushed to the hospital and then waking up yesterday night. When my girlfriend came home from work she found me passed out half on the couch and half on the floor unresponsive. She panicked and called the ambulance services who then rushed me to hospital. This is a very important lesson in making sure you don't pick at hangnails because I went from picking it two weeks ago to now having no hand. I have to start rehab soon. I have also had to cancel all my client visits for the following months which I am sad about.]

  • Its sad and verging on creepy for some of you

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  • Its sad and verging on creepy for some of you

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  • if the site needs to enact a policy that any kind of posting that might involve other people in our lives be relegated to DM only, then OK

    Yeah, no. This is such a convenient ultimatum that benefits you, it just sounds like you’ll just use this as an excuse to slide into direct messages or make “feeling lonely please dm” posts.

    This is not a serious issue and yet you’re being extremely defensive about something the majority of the website is against whilst playing the smol bean role for sympathy points. Stop posting about crushes, it’s creepy.

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  • They should rename Brazil Strazil because we are the biggest exporter of straw to the US

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  • Sometimes I wake up screaming “YOU FUCKING ANIMALS YOU FUCKING ANIMALS” because I have a looooot of hate for some people