Beard looks good! Keep it!

My phone already has my finger prints and my face id, is this the next biometric that I’m going to need to record to access my bank account?

Diddy king is best of all! Don’t forget to remind daddy to bring some hallucinogenic laced baby oil. This helps build rapport and loving bonds of familial love and respect!

Diddy King!

You forgot hog ties.

Ask your parents to sleep in the same bed as you two for the first few nights. It’ll calm everyone down and help build trusting relationship bonds. If you need a bigger bed, I recommend the California king or Sultan bed size.

For kids the leash is supposed to be psychological.

Could juvenile vampires break into an unowned or abandoned home? What if they were actually hired by the local government to demo an abandoned home? Is that enough consent?

Get an airhorn and when they get super loud give it a few blasts and scream “gooooooooaaaal!” At the top of your lungs. Max volume. Do it each time they get loud. If they ask you what you’re doing say you’re watching Euro footie.

Digital media adds pleasure and value to my life. Democracy adds nothing but a bunch of bullshit noise about the opinions of people who I don’t care regarding things that I don’t care about. And then after all that nonsense clowning the bureaucrats just do what they were going to do anyways. All those bullshit opinions, the whole dog and pony show are just to get fuckwits to pull a level for them during a popularity contest cultural celebration not unlike primitives dancing around a fire to the sound of drums praying for rain. So, to be direct, I prefer digital media over democracy because digital media is valuable and democracy isn’t.

A word or phrase existing purely for phonetic reasons conveying no further meaning or intention.

If I had to pick one or the other I’d pick digital media over democracy any day…

Is this a colloquialism for cum?

Poland is paying for Star Link terminal connectivity in Ukraine on a commercial contract with the company. Star Link would need to cancel a commercial contract with Polish to do this. They have no particular reason and it would likely piss off shareholders since they’re turning down money for their service for a political reason.

That name makes it seem like some kind of white power racist group. Like stormer, which got shut down a while ago.

“come up for some coffee?”

“No. I don’t drink coffee this late. I wouldn’t sleep all night.”

Did Boeing build this thing?

Software now has some kind of gendered avatars? This is all very very confusing.

I thought they were shaming the guy for being too weak to hoist her up there…

It’s still better to hear this lying message and then be kicked off than when they have you talk to the robot that tries to understand what you want but can’t and then ends up telling you what movies are playing right now in Singapore for some reason.

So the length of the queue is the expected average, right? Then, if you fall off that you are therefore the above average call in the message… except the length of the queue probably doesn’t actually much to do with any kind of average of the number of calls.