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  • Sci-Fi Memes @lemmy.world
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    Are you sure?

  • Black squirrel

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  • Never really saw baby squirrels before, so I got that out of reading this.

  • Are you sure?

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  • Skooma is one hell of a drug.

  • Hold until it lands lads.

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  • Yuppers

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Hold until it lands lads.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Are you sure?

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Are you sure?

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Hold until it lands lads.

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  • Eternal life suckling from the creature.

    Forced alone. Ejected from the creature.

    Dim lights. Gentle embrace. The creature.

    I wiped. Then noticed the creature.

    The creature filed taxes. Again. Incorrectly.

    I brought chips. So did the creature.

    We hugged. The creature erect. Alarming.

    The creature moaned. My kneecaps buckled.

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  • I found out because of my bipolar disorder if I take Lexapro or most SSRI's I gain the endurance and attitude of the Kool aid man and Randy Savage for like 2-3 days straight.

    Randy Man? Kool Savage?

    Also gotta watch the caffeine intake

  • Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd

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  • If it's in space sure, but what if it's on a person.

  • Well do you?

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  • Well Uncle Mort did say he's looking for his own place soon. Just recently we gave him a bit of cash to buy a suit so he can go job hunting. We do think it's odd that his job interviews are always on Saturday nights downtown.

    Come to think of I don't remember seeing his new suit. Uh oh...

  • life purpose

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  • I do feel like a dick sitting in my office going "oh my fingies is cold, burrr" in the middle of summer watching the laborers at the office building nextdoor tarring a new roof in the baking sun.

  • Well do you?

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  • I'd like to not even know about it.

    But Wednesday is like having an uncle you looked up to when you were young. But now he comes back as an alcoholic who lost his apartment and is staying with your family and you're both older now and both changed.

    You can't avoid him when you visit your family because he's rooting through the fridge in his stained tightly whities well your sitting there trying to have coffee at the kitchen table. You'd like to ignore him and remember the fun uncle of your youth, but there he is constantly digging in his ass and sniffing his fingers in your presence. So you feel like you might need to say a little something about his change. Like what the fuck happened to uncle Mort? I used to love Uncle Mort.

    Wednesday is scratching her balls in front of me all the time retelling stories differently than how I remembered them. It's a lot for me to take in. I'd rather remember them when I liked them.

  • Well do you?

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  • I refuse to believe anything from the new Wednesday as canon. That bullshit is just using the Addams Family to sell dipping sauces at Wendy's.

    Therefore the hands fucked.

  • Virginia Giuffre excluded from Maxwell case after naming 'so many names'

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  • I read some of Giuffre's experiences with Maxwell and Jeffery. What she went through was fucking horrible and they both are not only guilty of being disgusting human traffickers but of rape of underage girls. Besides the bigger picture those simple facts should stick and land Maxwell's ass in real prison for life.

    If that's the bare minimum justice we get it's better than Maxwell frolicking around free. Because she has connections and powerful people are involved. Fuck them all, I'm sick of money and power overriding justice.

  • I'm a social justice cleric IRL

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  • Deep down we are all Social Justice Barbarians

  • Switch makes a weird sound when toggled. Any fixes?

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  • OH JESUS!

  • Keep the intimacy alive

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  • So if you remarried and still used this during sex with your new partner. Would that technically be a threesome?

  • Three neo-Nazis who plotted terrorist attacks on mosques and synagogues jailed

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  • Ah yes, three fine specimens of Aryan perfection. What a group of fucking gooners.

  • funny little guys

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  • Cover your butt hole

  • ‘Stranger Things’ Team Worried Final Season Could Get ‘Game of Thrones’ Backlash

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  • Here's my prediction for episode one.

    Scene: A stranger thing is charging out of a portal at the group.

    One of them looks directly at the camera addressing the viewers and raises one eyebrow "Oh here we go again" as they smash the creature in the head with some piece of 80s nostalgia, like a commodore 64 keyboard or some shit.

    The scene pauses mid-impact as the keyboard keys fly off spelling out "OUCH". Than a monologue starts, but in the creatures voice. "You might be wondering how I got here, well that's a STRANGE story, haha..."

  • Federal immigration officers in Chicago area will be required to wear body cameras, judge says

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  • I feel like the wording the judge used was to prevent some fucked up legal monkey paw scenerio. Somehow they'll try to get around it I'm sure.

  • Men's fashion choices

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  • Yup, it's just more pronounced, much thicker. Guess I should have said it takes me a couple weeks to get a beard length to where it takes other people a couple months? But I didn't think it was necessary?

    But since you're just chiming in to be picky. Men do grow beards at different speeds, mine is on the higher end is what I'm implying.

    Average beard hair growth = ~0.3–0.5 mm per day, but some men’s can be as low as 0.2 mm/day and others 0.6 mm/day or more.

    A fast grower can have visible stubble by the evening (5 o’clock shadow).

    A slow grower might take 2–3 days before stubble is obvious.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Not kitten around.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    The father, the son, and tails

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Pull ahead for your order

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    The boy ain't right

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Found a ball of bees today

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    A great disturbance in the Fediverse

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Tiny Face Vance

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    'lil lad

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Fresh Bamboo

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Hey you guys.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    MeatPilot @lemmy.world

    Me, an American, over the past two days.