hello :3
I’m a 30-something IT enby living in the middle ass nowhere
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New pipeline meme just dropped
Oh noooo well I guess we have to 😌
You’re very cute and good at shitposting, famously the two most sexy qualities
Not after Galaxy Protector Glorp will unilaterally decree them guilty of space treason
Making a complement before having sex could be considered a bribe
do you take bribes
I used to run wsl for dev work (before admin let me switch OS), debugging environment issues was such a pain
I stopped counting after I learned about metallic hydrogen
17·13 days ago🙄 🫸social populism
😍👍 trolling on twitter
1291·14 days agoSetting aside freedom of speech (as UK already did) why would you raid a suspect in a nonviolent crime with no material evidence to seize? Why not just send a summons?
Though I can answer my own question: state terror campaign to scare population into submission
Vampire fireman wouldn’t be able to enter a house if it was on fire, why would police be different
yeee I knoow, but in my corner of the world 90% of non-terminally online population will have a “ew, pervert” reaction to any queerness. Half of them will change their mind to “I guess its not bad” after you talk to them for a while, but this shit is tiring yo. Local gay scene is also very opinionated about how I don’t fit there.
obviously painting with a wide brush there’s plenty of cool people, just not raring to meet the non-cool ones
Me in my mid 30s struggling with loneliness, drifting away from old friends because half of them have children and the others are bigoted assholes I’m tired tolerating, dreading to try conventional dating methods because surely all the normies will see me as a weirdo instead of a human being:
eh, will fix it next year :3
where is my vomit bucket
13·22 days agoIt would upset me, but holy crap what a topic for the first half an hour of the date. Will get you right through the awkward phase!
“So, wild story, my dad set this date. Can you believe this crap? I have no idea what he put in my profile, hopefully nothing too cringe… He wrote I love trains??? FFS you make ONE model train when you’re 12, and you’re a ‘train girl’ forever. Honestly I almost no-show, but you didn’t deserve being stood up… Anyway, wanna vent about stupid shit your parents did?”
How did the Nazis enforce it? With violence, obviously.
Male gaze:
Male gays:
18·1 month agoIs the joke “protesting is useless”, or “protest shouldn’t be inconvinient”?
Regardless, lmao got em.
3·1 month agoAll good names are taken :<
top shelf cows