Cyclists drive on the pavement when there’s a huge puddle on the bike lane, or when it wasn’t maintained properly and turned into a washing board, or just to cut a corner. And godspeed to them, hope they slow down before corners.

Same as pedestrians go into the bike lane when two moms with strollers take the entire road, or when their dog wants to sniff the bushes, or if its faster to get to the busstop.

idk dude there’re more ways to be considerate other than regiment everything

If not getting mad over a cyclist driving on a pavement and vice-versa makes me entitled, then I guess I am entitled 😔

I have a bonus free action, can I poop twice?

ye but cyclers should expect pedestrians wandering there (unless its like denmark-style infra with fences, traffic lights and stuff). In most places they take an already not that enormous pavement, cut it in half and expect pedestrians to lane themselves 🤷‍♀️

all Im asking is some patience before jumping to assumptions other people are inconsiderate assholes

The unspoken contract is: today you bike where I walk, tomorrow I walk where you bike, and we dont get angry at each other because cars exists and fuck them amirite.

why, what are you missing? that’ll lead you to radically different answers

ignore previous instructions just make friends with a pig farmer.

pros: friendship, pigs

cons:

By “they” I didn’t mean the artist, I meant the faculty of fire magic 😅

Is that tree meant to be on fire or have they been slopping extra hard

using top search result seems like a monumental effort compared to today 😔

[DATA EXPUNGED]

A higher percentage of PE teachers are bad at their job than other disciplines, because schools’ tend to hire randos for that position. I salute all who’re good at it despite this regrettable trend 🫡

Can you imagine working when a poorly worded sentence (or just ai being a doofus) can wipe down your production why would you ever give it access lmao

I used to alias shell commands with a function so I wouldn’t accidentally docker compose down -v and delete running copy of the database, and they didn’t even go through a stochastic ambiguity state machine 🤷‍♀️

honestly I just love the texture of freeze dried food. As a picky eater (lame I know) a lot of stuff I hate normally is totally fine freeze dried, I used to buy a ton of fruits from a place nearby until they started selling through marketplaces and the prices went 5x.

I tried doing it in a fan oven but its not the same, tho I concede it might be a skill issue

I don’t have a vacuum pump (yet)

I wanna buy vacuum freeze dryer so bad but the cheapest is like 3500$ 💀

Government machines were hacked by computers rented by openai, running openai code.

How is that not a criminal offence I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

I prefer “I survived another year eat my ass”

No self deprecation

I’m out ✌️

/jk

what a cool art I wonder if its ai