I AM THE REVOLUTION THAT IS APPROACHING

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Cake day: February 13th, 2021
  • Large Bullfrog@lemmygrad.mltoShit Reactionaries Say@lemmygrad.ml•"Gulags were slavery"English
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    9 days ago

    A day in the life of a Soviet Russian (according to liberals):

    Wake up at 5:00am to a wholesome Vodka breakfast.

    Drive to work in a T-34 and arrive at the gulag to begin daily shift at 6:00am.

    Chop wood or whatever mysterious work they actually do inside Gulags until noon.

    Get a 5 minute reeducation break along with a few raw grains of wheat and vodka for lunch.

    Chop more wood until midnight.

    Finish work at 1:00am and drive home in a blizzard which luckily happened to stop the Nazis.

    Get home and dream about Uncle Sam and the Free World™ bringing freedom and democracy to Russia for a few hours.

    Wake up and repeat.