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Master@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•lemm.ee is shutting down at the end of this monthEnglish161·1 month agoSad day. Lemm.ee was by far my favorite instance and my home. Thanks admins for the hard work.
Master@lemm.eeto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What shitty stuff did you discovered when you became adult?English41·1 month agoAbout once or twice a year I have a bad day and turn into a shitty driver unwittingly. Maybe I accidentals cut someone off. Maybe I dont stop fast enough or have o slam my brakes.
Every day I drive near 1000+ people also otw to work. If the math for them remains solid the 3-6 of them every day are unwittingly having their bad day.
Try to give the benefit of doubt when you cross one of theme maybe they are perfect drivers the other 364 days of the year…
Master@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What is something you like to tell people?English22·1 month agoYea, you are supposed to add it after extracting the semen.
When you are standing in the center of the boat looking forward just remember. Boats are like women! They have PmS! Port (on the left), me (in the middle), Starboard (on the right)!
Dick move… But not a sin! Still perfect pete!
Master@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia ArticleEnglish182·1 month agoNot even the worst about him.
Master@lemm.eeto Games@lemmy.world•Star Citizen Loses 'Integral Staff' Responsible for Server MeshingEnglish13·1 month agoNot that it will change anyone’s view…
Master@lemm.eeto Games@lemmy.world•Star Citizen Loses 'Integral Staff' Responsible for Server MeshingEnglish22·1 month agoHaters going to hate and there is a lot to hate about SC. Dont waste your time arguing with a wall that’s made up its mind without ever even playing the game.
Master@lemm.eeto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•They would have alarm clocks on the phones tooEnglish1·2 months agoIm literally holding my phone like that… How do you hold your phone?
Yep my peanut butter omlette was kind of just fucking gross…
At an international music feaatival…
Master@lemm.eeto politics @lemmy.world•AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New PollEnglish20·2 months agoHer as president and Bernie as vp. If they kill her then they put someone even more opposed to their views in power.
Just a little… Off the top!
Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.
All the people in ops pic chose their dick!
Master@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•‘Harrowing': Video shows Worcester police hold girl's face on ground during ICE operationEnglish6·2 months agoIt takes ten average people to flip a car. 4 strong guys…
Master@lemm.eeto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Saudi Arabia rolls out customized mobile McDonald's for Trump visitEnglish202·2 months agoWasn’t one of his reasonings that its so predelant that you can get a mcdonald’s anywhere at a drop and no one would be able to do anything to your food because they Wouldn’t know which one you would use.
So now there will be one mcdonald’s in the whole country they know he will use… Not very safe anymore.
Master@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Another essential book in your libraryEnglish5·2 months agoI should call her…
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