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@ Master @lemm.ee

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  • My cats right now

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  • That thing is BLOOD!

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  • Sad day. Lemm.ee was by far my favorite instance and my home. Thanks admins for the hard work.

  • What shitty stuff did you discovered when you became adult?

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  • About once or twice a year I have a bad day and turn into a shitty driver unwittingly. Maybe I accidentals cut someone off. Maybe I dont stop fast enough or have o slam my brakes.

    Every day I drive near 1000+ people also otw to work. If the math for them remains solid the 3-6 of them every day are unwittingly having their bad day.

    Try to give the benefit of doubt when you cross one of theme maybe they are perfect drivers the other 364 days of the year...

  • What is something you like to tell people?

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  • Yea, you are supposed to add it after extracting the semen.

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  • When you are standing in the center of the boat looking forward just remember. Boats are like women! They have PmS! Port (on the left), me (in the middle), Starboard (on the right)!

  • Score one for atheism!

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  • Dick move... But not a sin! Still perfect pete!

  • brenda

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  • First time I've seen it.

  • This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article

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  • Not even the worst about him.

  • Star Citizen Loses 'Integral Staff' Responsible for Server Meshing

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  • Not that it will change anyone's view...

  • Star Citizen Loses 'Integral Staff' Responsible for Server Meshing

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  • Haters going to hate and there is a lot to hate about SC. Dont waste your time arguing with a wall that's made up its mind without ever even playing the game.

  • They would have alarm clocks on the phones too

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  • Im literally holding my phone like that... How do you hold your phone?

  • Egg Substitutions

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  • Yep my peanut butter omlette was kind of just fucking gross...

  • You are Anti-Semitic

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  • At an international music feaatival...

  • AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll

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  • Her as president and Bernie as vp. If they kill her then they put someone even more opposed to their views in power.

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  • Just a little.... Off the top!

  • They're unstoppable

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  • Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.

    All the people in ops pic chose their dick!

  • ‘Harrowing': Video shows Worcester police hold girl's face on ground during ICE operation

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  • It takes ten average people to flip a car. 4 strong guys...

  • Saudi Arabia rolls out customized mobile McDonald's for Trump visit

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  • Wasn't one of his reasonings that its so predelant that you can get a mcdonald's anywhere at a drop and no one would be able to do anything to your food because they Wouldn't know which one you would use.

    So now there will be one mcdonald's in the whole country they know he will use... Not very safe anymore.

  • Another essential book in your library

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  • I should call her...