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  • But bro please

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  • January 6 ended with a single bullet.

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  • I don't think they came anywhere close to overthrowing the government. Trump didn't call out the National Guard but the surrounding states sent theirs in. Had the asshats persisted I have no doubt that there would have been a lot of dead insurrectionists.

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  • That's not how revolutions work. Soldiers are trained to do one thing, to kill people who shoot at them. If you shoot at soldiers there is a very high liklihood that you're going to end up very, very dead. The only way a revolution in the US will work is if the army switches sides to support the people. If that doesn't happen, the revolution will not succeed. A bunch of Gravy Seals in ill fitting mismatched surplus store body armour carrying AR-15s will never succeed in overthrowing the US government no matter how many childish circle jerk murder fantasies they share. What will win the revolution in the US is old ladies with pots and pans and young people with whistles. You need to get enough people off their asses and into the streets making noise and protesting. That means you need over 12 million people in the streets protesting on a sustained basis then you need the army to suppor the people.

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  • Mine, too.

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  • That's a little different. That was an insurgency, not a revolution, and they were heavily supported by China and Russia. That would be more comparable to the years long grinding insurgency that would bankrupt the US if it ever tried to take over Canada.

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  • Sure, but they will get in that tank inside a well fortified base protected by helecopters with door mounted mini guns and Hellfire missiles, go out and kill people with piddly little AR-15s at an industrial scale, then return to their well fortified bases for afternoon tea.

    The second ammendment was wirten back when the people and the government had the same weapons. That isn't the case anymore. If you take on the government, you die. If 100,000 of you take on the government most of you die. Unless you can get a sizeable portion of the peopulation out from in front of Keeping Up with the Kardashains and into the street to protest you're a pedofascist dictatorship for the forseeable future.

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  • Anyone who thinks their AR-15 is going to let them take on a tyrannical government has no understanding of how tanks work.

  • Conservative Party faces significant financial loss after convention voting devices go missing

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  • Conservative Party faces significant financial loss after convention voting devices go missing

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  • I read the article and I didn't think it was a plot, I just thought they were assholes to take everything that isn't nailed down.

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    Conservative Party faces significant financial loss after convention voting devices go missing

    www.cbc.ca /news/politics/conservative-voting-devices-missing-9.7081473

  • Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned

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  • 3 weeks.

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  • Go back to Reddit.

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  • Here's the thing...I didn't say that I had a big penis. Go back and read my comment. I didn't say a single word about the size of my penis. All I said was that he wanted what I have. What I have is that I don't care about the size of my penis. Now you, on the other hand, like so many people here on Lemmy, are super sensitive about anyone saying anything about having a big penis. I was downvoted for saying that a penis in a picture looked about average to me. Super touchy subject for some reason. What was it about my comment that touched a nerve? That you thought that I was saying that I have a big penis? Why is that?

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  • Boy, you REALLY bring two finger tugger energy to your comments.

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  • Imagine I have a micropenis

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  • I am.

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  • Weird that someone lacing 2/2 comments with professions of their large penis is citing the bible for authority.

    I'm getting some serious small dick energy from your comments.

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  • Well...I assumed that he had a pencil dick (which I don't have.) That would be envy. If he actually had a n above average dick and wanted more that would be greed. Either way it's a deadly sin.

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  • I always thought that autoerotic asphyxiation was the gold standard comedic way for billionaires to die. I was wrong.

    The thought of this wealthy pencil dick chasing what I have and dying in the process is hilarious.

    I guess envy really is a deadly sin.

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    Where the Conservative Party and Pierre Poilievre Stand in Public Opinion

    abacusdata.ca /where-the-conservative-party-and-pierre-poilievre-stand-in-public-opinion/
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    Surrey extortion victim being investigated for allegedly returning fire during shooting

    globalnews.ca /news/11619614/surrey-extortion-victim-investigated-returning-fire-shooting/
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    Happy Réveillon, Quebec, from an Ontario, Scottish, Italian, aboriginal family. Our version on tourtière.

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    Health Secretary RFK Jr. says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism

    www.usatoday.com /story/news/politics/2025/10/29/health-chief-insufficient-data-tylenol-causes-autism/86972118007/
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    U.S. ambassador to Canada goes on expletive-laced tirade at Ontario’s trade representative, witnesses say

    www.cbc.ca /news/politics/ambassador-hoekstra-rant-9.6957854
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    Danielle Smith to striking teachers: Go back to school for classroom concerns to be addressed

    calgaryherald.com /news/back-to-school-first-says-premier
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    Man who allegedly tunelled into neighbours home continues to insist he doesn't need a lawyer

    calgaryherald.com /news/crime/man-who-allegedly-tunelled-into-neighbours-home-continues-to-insist-he-doesnt-need-a-lawyer
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    Top aide to former PM Harper rips Poilievre’s comments about RCMP and Trudeau

    toronto.citynews.ca /2025/10/17/top-aide-to-former-pm-harper-rips-poilievres-comments-about-rcmp-and-trudeau/
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    A brand new hockey puck after a U18 B House game last night.

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    Activist's claims principal promoted child pornography are defamatory: lawsuit

    www.cbc.ca /news/canada/manitoba/raelyn-fox-carman-collegiate-lawsuit-books-sexual-content-9.6935877
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    Justice minister rebuffs Tory push to end birthright citizenship

    nationalpost.com /news/canada/justice-minister-rebuffs-tory-push-to-end-birthright-citizenship
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    Comox Valley RCMP seek driver after damage to rainbow crosswalk in Courtenay

    cheknews.ca /comox-valley-rcmp-seek-driver-after-damage-to-rainbow-crosswalk-in-courtenay-1277252/
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    Autism friendly Bedrock Minecraft realm seeks players.

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    Law Society of Alberta disbars Calgary lawyers Jay Cameron, John Carpay

    www.cbc.ca /news/canada/calgary/cameron-carpay-jccf-disbarment-calgary-manitoba-joyal-1.7624087
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    Vanilla Bedrock realm seeks active players.

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    Trump shocks markets with scaled-back copper tariff, U.S. prices plunge

    www.cp24.com /news/world/2025/07/30/trump-imposes-50-tariff-on-copper-imports-white-house-says/
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    B.C. firefighter denied entry to the U.S.: ‘I don’t know what I’ve done wrong’

    globalnews.ca /news/11263609/bc-firefighter-denied-entry-us/
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    Pressure mounting on Poilievre to fire Jenni Byrne: sources

    www.cbc.ca /news/politics/poilievre-byrne-conservative-caucus-1.7540215
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    Conrad Black: And just like that, the Trump 'threat' disappears

    nationalpost.com /opinion/conrad-black-and-just-like-that-the-trump-threat-disappears