goofy hairstyles

Look how they massacred my boy Londo.

First real character I remember in sci-fi. He’s a highfalutin blowhard from a noble house, who’s fucking broke and has to lose two of his wives.

Then he picks the one that treats him the worst because she lies the least.

Then he goes on to sell his soul to make his planet great again which of course if goes all monkey paw on him.

The dude is a walking pile of contradictions. There’s nobody like him in star trek sadly.

Daddy needs to get his rocks off

– Shran Funke after getting infected by a silicon-based lifeform.

Option 2 was known even at the time and appears as a joke in the dilbert cartoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ig6eA24jo

This is a clip of dilbert waking to a 7-of-9 alarm clock which proceeds to roast him.

Sorry not sorry 🖖

Perhaps you’re right, Captain. Perhaps I’m insensitive to the bond between you and your subservient quadruped.

I love it when Phlox tells Archer how it is.

Knoppix wow, a whole OS on a cdrom. My first foray into Linux, I think read about it an issue of MaximumPC (or maybe it was Maxim)

I felt like such a sorcerer when I crossed the threshold from just burning bootleg media to burning and running an ephemeral operating system.

Thanks for reminding me knoppix is still alive and kicking

the traffic light coalition

a road in dustbowl conditions, the whole east has that problem

lots of German flags and judging by the colour an AfD one

Damn, thanks for bringing the context! Never heard of a traffic light coalition before, TIL

Thanks for clarifying! I went and looked up umweltshutz and I tell you hwat “worlds protection” is a fuck of a lot cooler than “environmentalism”

How did I do?

Four years later in mecklenburg-vorpommern

Panel 1. spring: travelers must go

Panel 2. summer: where travelers?

Panel 3. fall: knifemen must go

panel 4. where knifemen?

Is it a joke about immigration critics? That they fucked around and now they’re finding out?

Sage advice. In the meeting I will assume positive intent, like he’s protecting me from mummy’s curse.

Ya I will figure it out, it’s just another clown lording over an imaginary fief.

Can’t wait for code review lol.

Thanks! I always enjoy trying to decode German memes with what I recall from school and some guessing.

This is the first one I thought I actually understood haha.

How did I do?

Fresh mountainbarn milk

Chug the carton

Not barn drink

Yeah really fun premise slathered in boring characters.

If I recall it devolved into some CW-flavor bullshit revolving around the girl, who is her real father, why is she special. Blah blah blah.

I love seeing Picards priorities on full display.

Picard walking Beverly to beam down to her lover:

You go girl!

Picard receiving Beverly’s resignation:

Umm nobody leaves me. Data, find me everything you can on Ronin.

For Archer I can also imagine:

Rod Stewart’s “Faith of the Heart”

Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping”

Katy Perry’s “Roar”

For Janeway the only song that comes to mind is Rage’s “Killing in the Name of” because fuck you she won’t do what you tell her.

My brutal but fair take:

I feel the bigwigs for Star Trek would sacrifice us all, in a heartbeat, for their own Grogu to get the kiddos buying merch.

I hope this isn’t a spoiler, but this about sums it up for me: