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Magnum, P.I.

@ Magnum @infosec.pub

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Thomas Sullivan Magnum IV is a private investigator. He lives in the guesthouse of a 200-acre (81 ha) beachfront estate called Robin's Nest, in Hawaii, at the invitation of its owner, Robin Masters. Ostensibly this is quid pro quo for Magnum's services based upon his expertise

  • He's the stupid guy.

  • I have the perfect thing that goes beautifully with your bridge. Sir, have you ever heard of the Eifel Tower?

  • I was having a great day, the sun was shining, I felt great and was about to find a cure against cancer. While I was at 95% of making a break through I thought why not have a well deserved little break. So there was me sitting outside in the sun, having a cup of freshly pressed orange juice I read this story. It was a sharp and fast drive to rock bottom. After crippling depression has rendered me unable to keep up further with the daily struggles of life, my wife decided to leave me. My 3 children looked me straight into the eyes and told me that I have failed them, not only as a father but as a human. My neighbour started clapping. After I got a notice on Teams that I was layed off as a direct consequence, I was just unable to continue my work on the cancer antidote. It was then that my landlord had informed me that I have another 5 minutes to clear out the apartment, after that the utility guys are coming, exchanging the lock and throwing everything away they still find.

    I was sitting outside in the snow that started to turn into mud while it rained. I called my parents in hope that I could maybe get some shelter there, but unfortunately they both died from severe disgrace after I explained them what happened.

    This good damn story, why did I read it, I should've known better, I should have seen how awful fucking long it was going to be to tell a simple joke with endless of unnecessary details. Who is the real victim in this story? Is it the dog? The car owner? Or is it the reader that wasted his time at best and got kicked into a spiral of misery at worst.

  • I did not have fun reading it. Thanks for ruining my day.

  • I am still playing Fall Guys via Steam

  • Well its Linux?

  • Fuck that kind of social media but tiktok and Instagram are better?????

  • Why do I have to eat your shit so you can feel better?

  • Acktually this is not a movie

  • -10 charisma

  • I actually did not, I just included it in the reply that I think it's funny.

    I think I stopped getting issues at around Debian 10. Funny enough I now experience issues on different Ubuntu installs so I stop recommending it to newcomer.

  • Getting downvoted for asking why is funny. I think your Debian Stable experience is a decade old or something. I don't need to fix anything manually on a fresh install and can game just fine.

  • Du hattest 2 56k Modems im selben Netz und hast dich dann per dial up verbunden um doom coop zu spielen?

  • Willkommen auf der Block-Liste

  • Durch Modems?

  • Why

  • I wish they would have talked about how many trees you need to offset an ecosia AI search

  • lol what? Do they have some kind of statement addressing that?

  • This is madness