Where to go now since Linux is mainstream

I can't even feel superior to everyone when theirs so many arch installers!! I use real arch btw. I thought "I guess I should go to Gentoo" but then wait, CHROMEOS IS A GENTOO INSTALLER!

I feel like we only have two options now

1. Ascend to BSD-land
2. Ironically supporting Windows Unironically

edit: I have decided to replace my debian laptop with BSD