And yet nobody I've ever known plays this thing or even cares about it's existence lol.

Yeah, no. This is definitely a Reddit thing. Folks don't actually own these in the capacity that reddit would have you believe.

It exists. Some folks game on it. They are the minority of a minority, unfortunately. I'll be laughed out of the room but in my experience, these things are super niche. Perhaps your experience differs and every other buddy you have owns one.

Not around here lol.