I used to carry a messenger bag around for this reason, it was nice having so many things with me.

I keep my keys directly next to my wallet.

Shouldn’t drive without wallet, can’t drive without keys, them being together prevents a lot of problems.

Happy was so fucking good, damn shame they probably will never make a season three.

send melodic nudes.

But can I send a carrier pigeon to birdsong over a dick pic?

I’d love to know what language that translated out of.

They… they know about shrinkage, right?

Used to live in Denver.

Every few years when I was a kid we would head halfway up Pikes Peak to a christmas themed theme park up there. Was good times.

There was this burger joint just outside the place that did 1 lb burgers, they were humongous.

Absolutely love Pikes Peak.

I’ve been job hunting for almost 2 full years now, can barely get interviews. I put out 30-50 app’s a week.

9 years IT experience between helpdesk, field work, desktop support, and cyber security.

considering how bad the tech job market is right now? Completely worthless.

Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.

you lose control of your own when using the power.

Cause a shit, take a shit.

Many many good reasons. Intranets are a thing pretty much everwhere.

Mostly for documents and resource sharing. Perhaps its a way to connect locally to a library and its resources without the vileness and enshittification of web2.0 getting in the way?

Your name matches the comment directly above.

Aha, thank you for clarifying. Not my area of expertise, did not know the difference.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/aug/06/us-scientists-achieve-net-energy-gain-second-time-fusion-reaction

I’ve seen a few mentions of positive output in the last few years.

Hail to the king, baby.

If you are getting super dehydrated overnight you might be diabetic, might want to get checked.

(Thats how I found out I was diabetic… that and the leg/foot cramps.)

haven’t seen that term in decades.