The song they chant to transfer their soul into the object is actually pretty dope! I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole, diggy, diggy hole. I’ll give it a shot when I’m dying, but I’ll make sure there aren’t any MLP toys around.

edit: turns out the song is actually based on a Minecraft clip! I guess this comic references the original clip, not the song, but it’s a good song nonetheless.

Does anybody want to manage some big di- data security with me? 🥺 👉👈

That’s a very nice way to think about it. Thank you, I needed that today <3

HELL YEAH, MFER, I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW AROOOO

This sounds awesome. I want to SCREAM with you <3

Do it. Give in to the pathowogen ÒwÓ

But how am I supposed to know which iPhone to buy without billboards, pre-roll ads, and 3,621 partners who have a legitimate interest in logging everything I do 😱

Nyancat times were simpler times. Sometimes, I miss them, even though I wouldn’t want to go back.

Please do. Preferably at night. Does 3 am sound good? I’ll be waiting for you <3

I need to get off this ride. What’s the safeword for life? :c

But it’s all worth it to see my hardware idle at single-digit temperatures

I tried to come up with a good reply, but I can’t decide which one is better, so pick the one you like the most:

I wish I didn’t 😔

Are your pronouns “it/its” because I’d love to get you (to go out with me) :3

You have a very nice forehead

When you’re having dinner with your family and they all talk so loud, and they have multiple conversations at the same time, so they talk even louder, and one of them has this explosive, chronic cough, and another has a voice with a frequency that’s like a drill in your brain, and it’s so loud when they hit their plates with their cutlery, and then they laugh and it’s just so loud, and you try to talk with your sibling, but the noise builds this wall right between your eyes and your brain, and you can barely get around it to look like someone who’s not this close to collapsing

horse

I love it when animals go :D. They look so human when they do it.

I wish I was a small dragon living in a Welsh dragon sanctuary. It looks so nice <3

Is this how you do an internet piracy?

Thank you! The description and the comments make me a bit nervous because it sounds like one hell of an experience, but I’ll give in a try when I’m in the mood for an emotional breakdown :3

What game is that? I need it to get attached to fictional characters and feel the soul-crushing weight of reality when the game is over for research.

You put one piece in a specific place because it looks right enough, but the more you build, the more you realise you misplaced it, but now it’s too late to change and you try to build around it, but nothing really works, so you just have to deal with it