Apples work well on white pizza as well. Perhaps OP only tried with red sauce, which I imagine wouldn't be very good.
But indeed there's a local pizza place around where I live that does a simple olive oil base topped with creamy cheese, tart apples, arugula, and drizzled with balsamic glaze. It's utterly fantastic
Memes aside, since I've been on the internet long enough to know that this could legitimately be the first time someone's seen this information:
A brown recluse is a real spider endemic to the central United States. They are small, slender, and brown. Their bites are venomous and can require medical attention. In rare cases they can potentially be lethal, especially in young children.
A very successful, aging NFL Quarterback. He hasn't played much the last couple of years due to injury and getting old. He's been outspoken about various far right and conspiracy theories while not playing by appearing on podcasts and radio shows.
A lot of people wish he would just shut up and retire at this point. But you know he's going to milk his platform as long as he can.
People who don't know about it because it's not widely reported.