Did I misplace the keys and forget to flush? No, it must have been Putin! 🤡

We absolutely are, though, Mao himself agreed!

We have gone through (or are currently going through, it’s a continuous process) the effort of actually washing our brains free of the propaganda and indoctrination of capitalist society, and we’re all the better for it.

“No, you don’t understand, the US is good and noble and our ally actually, it’s just that Trump is a Russian agent that is trying to sabotage our unbreakable friendship to help Putin invade us” – Probably the average response/rationalisation for it.