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  • Oh be quiet.

  • How funny you posted the definition of the word pun, thank you for that side quest, but warm/ worm is not a pun.

  • Ball point pen

    Fountain pen

    Ink pen

    Things that probably don't go well with trampolines

  • I've enjoyed many hours on trampolines and have never broken a bone or incurred any injury whatsoever.

  • OP keeps wanting us to believe that OP is an 18-year-old female. I say 🙄

  • Ok but "warm" is an adjective. "Worm" is a noun. A person cannot be kept [noun].

  • Wow, on Reddit a harmless comment like this would get someone permanently banned for committing the violation known as "doxxing." Ask me how I know 😂

  • Wow, this really shows dedication, digging deep to repost other people's content.

  • This post looks familiar, like it's been circulating around the internet for years.

  • Hey we have one of these in Venice California ❤️

  • Downvote this comment if you jerk off to My Little Pony cartoons 5 times a day.

  • Please refer to the "never" row at the bottom of the chart.

  • Yep, everyone walked around with raging boners & bra-less hard nipples in the 1970s.

  • It's bots all the way down.

  • My job is so exhausting, I'm asleep within 30min of head hitting the pillow, even if it's only 7 or 8 pm.

    The consequence ,I usually wake up around midnight, hence why I'm currently on Lemmy at 00:45.

  • So sad that Abbey & Brittany are stuck at stage 4.

  • Am woman. Men who learn sex through porn think it's ok to fuck us like we're a slab of meat, and their penis is a merciless steel meat tenderizer, trying to fuck us until they until they kill us but thankfully they cum before they completely murder me. Actually I've gotten to the point I don't even want the company of a man anymore because all they do is take pleasure and give pain.

  • ADHD @lemmy.world

    Echolalia

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    When someone's telling you something in great detail that you already know about, do you: A) patiently listen and let them finish?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    Sociopath Elizabeth Holmes is pleading with president Trump for her prison sentence to be commuted. If anyone would ever have mercy on her, of course it would be another fellow sociopath.

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    I just realized that these two songs: "Superstar" by The Carpenters & "YMCA" by The Village People both start with the same 3 notes but two vastly different genres 😂

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    Hold me back before I send this text, and if you can think of a more assertive & kind & gentle way to handle these unpredictable annoying yet flattering booty call requests, please tell me.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Is there an app that fusions driving directions & weather at the same time? I'm driving 600 miles and I want to know where it's not raining along the way. ?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How much are you willing to inconvenience yourself to save money?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    Narcissists, sociopaths, & psychopaths are incapable of feeling embarrassment, sorrow, shame, low self-esteem, remorse, compassion, regret.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Why are epitaphs on headstones so brief, minimal, and contain little to no biographical information about the deceased?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    It just occurred to me that some men who say they enjoy "eating pussy," they only do it long enough to lubricate us...

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    Meaty okra. Mediocre.

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    If cheese slices come in 11-packs, and tortillas come in 8-packs, I figured...

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Name one material thing you yearned for when you were younger, but never got it, and now in retrospect you're glad you didn't get it because ______?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    Last night standing in line at grocery checkout, two people asked me two different questions at the same time. One word, "No" answered them both.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Why do vehicle insurance premiums go up & down for seemingly no reason? Should I contact my insurance company to inquire?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Do you think standard batteries like A, AA, AAA, C, and D, 9V etc will eventually become obsolete?

  • AntiTrumpAlliance @lemmy.world

    Clinical Psychologist Dr. John Gartener observes that Trump exhibits the strongest most extreme personality disorder: malignant narcissm, psychopathy, paranoia, and sadism all together in one person.

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    The moment I heard that Noam Chomsky is on the Epstein list 🤦🏼‍♀️😢

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are some things you put a ton of effort & work into, but it pays you $0, and you wish there could be some reward for all your hard work?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    Oh nuthin, just remembering that day in 2012 when these lip balms were labeled "10 for $10" ...