Rather than the outrageous number of fascists and the disturbingly high number of people who’d rather not vote (or vote third party) instead of voting against the fascist in a meaningful way?
Like, I get there might have been issues with the Democratic campaign, but for fuck’s sake, the alternative was what you got. Well done. Hope the view was worth it from atop that high horse.
“I didn’t think the leopards world eat my face”, cried person who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces Party
If you vote for a fascist, you’re a fascist.
Oh, sorry, don’t misunderstand - obviously a crushing defeat in the popular vote is the best outcome.
I’m just saying they have a plan for a narrow loss and a plan for getting the shit kicked out of them.
You’re missing MAGA logic though. If Harris wins in a landslide, that’s further proof that the results were tampered with, because clearly not that many people actually voted for her…
It’s more Y’all Quaeda
Sounds like that would work for same sex marriage, personal pronoun use and transitioning between genders too.
We could call it the “mind your own fucking business” bill or something equally catchy…
You can never replace those cities and towns
For someone who nominally has a fortune in real estate, he clearly doesn’t understand how construction works.
You absolutely can replace towns and cities, and someone is going to make a shitload of money doing just that once the conflict is over. The only question at the moment is whether they’re going to be Russians or westerners.
Apparently it’s literally in the standardised tests… that’s what’s causing the problems! 😉
You can’t eat the brain.
Shouldn’t
With those massive green eyes I’m just imagining it’s Gir, so the answer is going to be “I LIKE WAFFLES!”
Shhhhh, it’ll be ok, just go to sleep…
“Shut the door, things are gonna get weird”
The former Prime Minister had to stand next to this guy in a solemn legal proceeding while the vote counts were announced. Binface was never going to win, but by god he was going to make Sunak pay for it.
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I’ll take a personal day. Maybe I’ll watch, maybe I’ll just slob on the sofa, we’ll see…
Yeah, don’t trust your most critical passwords to a browser when you can instead use a dedicated bit of software designed for saving passwords securely and which will also work on your phone and any other browser you may care to use.
It would almost be funny if not for the whole “fate of American democracy” thing.
Sure, the Democrats are Doctor Evil and his minions. But the Republicans are literally Hitler and the nazis.
Vote accordingly.
Because they think they’re helping stand on other people’s necks, and that’s just fine in their book.
Then they act all surprised with the “I never thought the leopards would eat my face!” when it happens.
“First they came for the immigrants, but I did not speak up because I was not an immigrant…”