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@ LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

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  • 10+ year manager named Joe was apparently fired for bringing cookies to be thrown away before their sell by date to a food pantry in my town

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  • Discord Users Threaten Exodus Over Age Verification Face Scan Controversy

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  • Already looking into alternatives. My friends and I are going to switch asap. They aren't that tech savvy, so it's pretty much up to me to find a good alternative and teach them how to use it. I don't mind tho lol

  • Ricky Martin is aging like wine, Kid Rock is aging like milk left out in the sun in Arizona.

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  • Lol, lmao even

  • What lyric has stood the test of time for you?

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  • He was fun lol.

  • Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month

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  • I hope pics of Norman Reedus will work lmao

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  • I was gonna go to a superbowl party of people who don't know sports except for the one person. I was so hyped but then I got a cold.

  • What lyric has stood the test of time for you?

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  • 1000%

    He met one of the first ladies, I can't remember which one, in passing in a hotel while he was drunk off his ass. He told her the flowers she was holding were ugly. He only later found out he'd insulted a first lady.

    He was also banned from entering the state of New York after he pissed in a rich, influential guy's coat pocket while high as fuck on heroin. Rich dude sent him to PA for rehab instead of having him see jailtime. My grandpa stayed because he met my grandma after leaving the halfway house lol.

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  • Truth. My grandpa sang sixteen tons all the time and taught me from a young age that the bourgeoisie doesn't give a fuck about us poor folk and that bootstraps weren't made to pull yourself up with. He taught me to take every advantage in life that I can get and to never stop fighting for what is right.

    He lived an absolutely wild life before settling down with my grandma, so his super leftist ways made sense in a dude his age. I have him and my mom to thank for making me such a radical lefty. I'm actually going to the next no kings with my mom lol

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  • Hooray!

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  • You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

    Another day older and deeper in debt

    Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go

    I owe my soul to the company store

    You can just replace company store with whatever capitalist institution owns you. 🫠

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  • I have shoes I wear specifically in the house I broke my ankle a couple years ago and ever since, walking without shoes has been uncomfortable and even painful. So I have inside shoes and outside shoes.

  • Women's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.

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  • The culture around women shaving is so dumb. So dumb, in fact, I don't shave anything other than my armpits. And I only shave my armpits because I don't like how the hair feels when sweat accumulates.

    If I ever get a gf and she doesn't like my fuzzy legs and magnificent bush, then she ain't the girl for me.

  • How could you?!

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  • How DARE

  • How big or small would a fairy or pixie be?

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  • I'm writing a book and pixies are the same size as everyone else. Thought it'd be neat lol.

  • Sweet dreams are over; time for sweet memes instead

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  • Got a shitpost quota to meet

  • Pentagon warns Scouts: Ban girls or we will pull your funding

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  • Imagine being so invested in the extracurriculars of other people's kids

  • rule

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  • And somewhere in there is at least one of your pets and they get so offended that you want to use the blanket

  • Ailing Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

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    moved out on my own 3 years ago and this is the first year where I've been able to put up a Christmas tree!

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    Sandy gets to break in the lightweight blanket this week

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    This whole community lately be like

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    So photogenic!

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    This is a threat

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    I got so many good pics with Sandy, but this is the only one I'm comfortable sharing

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    The photoshoot pics came in! They're so amazing! I'll be posting more over the coming days.

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    Sandy and I had a little fashion show while waiting for the Christmas pic photographer to show up

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    Sandy's ancient, blind neighbor was very interested in the soaked alfalfa Sandy was munching on

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    Gave Sandy a cookie for dessert lol

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    See you, Space Cowboy...

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    Gave Sandy an apple, a couple horse cookies, and soaked alfalfa for Thanksgiving dinner last night.

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    You can fit so many kernels

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    I got that dog in me

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    Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽

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    I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this

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    Now they're at the festivals!

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    🥰🌽🥰

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    Not even the children are safe! 😭

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    Sandy was having a bad hair day yesterday