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President Xi says mandatory backshots

Have they considered gommulism vuvuzela 100 gorillion dead? Maybe we can still win them over.

I can’t say I look at satellite imagery of possible corpse piles often, so I don’t know if that’s a reasonable assumption.

fuck, this is a depressing sentence

weekly fecal transplants

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