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  • I wholeheartedly approve of using "Skyrimming" as a verb in this context.

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  • Take her to paladinner and a movie?

    (Sorry.)

  • Dude, yesterday I heard a radio ad promoting "vintage alternative" music and it was fucking "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers.

    Vintage.

    I wanted to throw my geriatric elder Millennial ass through my windshield.

  • Ahhhhhh....look at all the blonely bleople...

  • Star Wars: The Phantom Gribble

    (And yeah, I know this is ROTS. Phantom Gribble just sounds funnier in my head.)

  • Ugh, don't get me started on roommates.

    Like, once, they got all paranoid about some supernatural nonsense and poured all this salt on the hallway floor, like in a big stupid circle. Right outside of my door.

    Total pain in the ass. Like, I refuse to go out there until they clean that shit up. I physically won't. I don't care how long it takes or how hungry I get.

    Though I can't remember the last time I felt hunger.....hmmm...

  • Hank Hill voice:

    "Just look at it, Bobby. It's got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h'wat."

  • Hell yeah.

  • Hold her close and treat her as your own personal slice of...

    HEAVEN OR HELL!

    ROUND ONE!

    LET'S ROCK!!!

  • This isn't even my final formal.

  • The second biggest roast Anakin would ever be involved in.

  • Far and away, the best aspect of my life.

  • YES! Now I can finally....

    Wait. No. NO!

    Shit, I still had Reflect cast on me from last round.

    COME BACK! WAIT! NOOOOOO!

  • That Saiyan ain't right.

  • I never tasted a more delicious pizza than the personal pan pepperoni I earned from absolutely crushing the Book-It program. That big holographic button, covered in achievement stars. The pizza. Pure bliss.

  • Why they changed it, I can't say...

  • I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.