Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

Ahhhhhh…look at all the blonely bleople…

Star Wars: The Phantom Gribble

(And yeah, I know this is ROTS. Phantom Gribble just sounds funnier in my head.)

Ugh, don’t get me started on roommates.

Like, once, they got all paranoid about some supernatural nonsense and poured all this salt on the hallway floor, like in a big stupid circle. Right outside of my door.

Total pain in the ass. Like, I refuse to go out there until they clean that shit up. I physically won’t. I don’t care how long it takes or how hungry I get.

Though I can’t remember the last time I felt hunger…hmmm…

Hank Hill voice:

“Just look at it, Bobby. It’s got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h’wat.”

Hell yeah.

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Hold her close and treat her as your own personal slice of…

HEAVEN OR HELL!

ROUND ONE!

LET’S ROCK!!!

This isn’t even my final formal.

The second biggest roast Anakin would ever be involved in.

Far and away, the best aspect of my life.

YES! Now I can finally…

Wait. No. NO!

Shit, I still had Reflect cast on me from last round.

COME BACK! WAIT! NOOOOOO!

That Saiyan ain’t right.

I never tasted a more delicious pizza than the personal pan pepperoni I earned from absolutely crushing the Book-It program. That big holographic button, covered in achievement stars. The pizza. Pure bliss.

Why they changed it, I can’t say…

I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.

Ah, yes. The Paddy’s Pub legal approach.

“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”

GOOD.