At the very least, it can’t be good satire if you have to ask.

Ahhh FUCK this means these fucking morons have figured out immortality and we’re stuck with them forever now. It’s the only logical reason they would suddenly start giving any shits about the future.

Your first mistake was trying to inject logic and reason into a conversation controlled by two opposing factions of hyper-fanatic zealots. Your second mistake was assuming that people who willingly sign up to become mindless drones of the party are capable of higher level thought. Nice try tho, I respect the effort.

Lose your rifle, lose your job. Simple as.

Man the difference in perception between stunts done by virtue activists, and actual actionable activism is wild.

Throwing paint on historical artifacts to make a point ☹️. Throwing paint in clean rooms to change the situation 😄.

Oh sir! Allow me to clear this up for you. These peons, these random floor workers don’t understand things like money my good sir.

Why it’s the Hospital Admininstrators and Insurance companies that get all the money, not the sick people of course! This allows us to inflate the cost of our goods and services on paper, which in turn we can use to lower our taxable corporate income. And don’t worry - the insurance team makes certain our customers continue to pay while they are outside of and not using the business operations!

Now we of course don’t charge them the “paper prices” because they too need to turn a profit - and no one can actually afford a $10,000 ambulance ride so we can just pretend to argue back and forth while we both write those all off. A delightfully devious scheme I might add my good sir yes yes!

China doesn’t occupy every nook and cranny of the oceans and waterways on the planet. Whoever made this chart is a fuckin moron. Humans cannot realistically engage in long term oceanic invasion and occupation.

“They found the smart TVs did not appear to upload any screenshots or audio data when streaming from Netflix or other third-party apps, mirroring YouTube content streamed on a separate phone or laptop or when sitting idle. But the smart TVs did upload snapshots when showing broadcasts from the TV antenna or content from an HDMI-connected device.”

The world is owned by a big club, and you’re not in it.

Why not just pee in the toilet? Why pee on the toilet and then cover that spot with a sticker? This is why people hate public bathrooms. This snail raises many questions.

Why would a high profile politician in the United states do something that is for the benefit of their people? Weak leaders do not generally make strong decisions.

There are many other reasons why a bus might not be used at full capacity beyond just city design combined with the general attitude of “society”.

Q1: Assume the blue wind is blowing at an average rate of 12m/s, at a heading of due South. An angel with a mass of 3000kg is heading towards Tokyo and has a heading of 14 degrees north of due West. It has a maximums thrust of 400kps and is 2 miles from the city. How long can Shinji reasonably avoid getting in the robot, keeping the door to his heart shut, if we are to assume the angel has an attack range of 100m? What about an attack range of 300m? Assume the angel can destroy 4% of Tokyo per minute of it’s attack. A city survival rate of 70% is required.

Q2: Assume Shinji is too much of a bitch to get in the robot. A backup pilot is available on hand, but has suffered severe injuries. She will operate with a combat effectivness of 40%. A second backup is available, but needs to be imported from Germany. Which pilot would you choose in place of Shinji for the best chance of victory and why?

Yeah, those goddamned refugees better not return to the land they had taken from them just now!

Edit: Ahh I realize I misinterpreted the title. W/e, Trump would be dumb enough to say something like that so I stand by what I said.

Ahhh thanks. I get that art is subjective but damn I was confused.

woah AI can change the past now? Move over pathetic human politicians our real overlords are here.

what’s that supposed to be on the sign? Half a baby’s head with a single curly hair?

“Political organization named after the demographic they intent to target releases an advertisement targeting their intended demographic”

Real quality political headlines lately.

Because people assume that only men can transition so they ignore the fact that F->M transitions don’t rely on estrogen? That’s the best I got.

Artists often subconsciously put their own ideas and beliefs into their art, as art is a reflection of the artist to some degree. For example, I really like the color blue so I tend to incorporate a lot of blues in my designs. This doesn’t mean I’m sad, or that I’m tying to evoke the feeling of water, it just means that I like blue so I tend to begin with the blue color and consequently my designs lean towards blue pallets.

Imagine that you are me and were asked what the 5th digit of pi is. How might I respond to this question?