He is my father, and my mother, he is my brother, and me, and you.

In case that one was too subtle

A CEO is a symbol, as is the act of destroying them. Symbols are given power by people, alone destroying a CEO means nothing, but with enough people destroying a CEO can change the world

Help me obi wan

Calls others children, acts like a child. Checks out. By the way, I hate the Democratic party as well. But your supposed superiority is just as cringey.

Lots of good ones here, but I’ll add one I haven’t seen, cube 2: sauerbraten

Usually they say “save x amount” but neglect to say over what time period we would save it. 10 years is common but not universal. It’s more about “sticker shock” than the actual truth

We made it on to Jay Leno.

To be fair, most people only know Jill Stein. And a suspected Russian agent who thinks Wi-Fi causes cancer is not the best foot to put forward

I don’t know if he’s joking, but seriously they sucked. I barely made it through them

The book of a thousand nights and a night. Went in knowing it was the original inspiration for Aladdin. Was not prepared for a litany if short stories about sex and racism

He did. It’s an interesting read, though I have severe differences of opinion with the author

I agree with many that have already been said, but I’ll add braid, dust force, and prison architect

Absolutely correct. The sheer weight of the batteries needed for long haul trucking would be entirely self defeating. Not to mention the time needed to charge then

I came here to make a joke, but I see I’ve already been bested