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Krem [he/him, they/them]

@ Krem @hexbear.net

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  • They got stardew valley

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  • makes sense, even if they wanted to move out there aren't any apartments to rent, and barely any jobs. just live with your dad and work part time at walmart while waiting for your music project to make it (it won't)

  • What kind of fucking "wallet" is that?

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  • last few times i was in northern/western europe, i noticed people there don't use cash for some reason (some shops even refuse to take cash? ok i guess i'll just leave then), but they also don't have any modern payment systems like in developed countries. so people just pay with cards like it's 2005. so i guess for dutchies/germs/scandals/anglers this wallet is useful?

  • They got stardew valley

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  • She, along with the jock who lives with his grandparents, and the rocker kid who lives with his parents, feel teenage coded, but i haven't got enough "heart events" or whatever to learn their complete backstories. Some of the abigail events are about how she's not a "little girl" anymore and rebelling against her small business tyrant dad, which feels like she's implied to be a teenager

    There's also the goth guy that lives in his parents basement, but he's apparently the older half sibling of the also teenage-coded girl who's apparently a nurse, which would make her early-mid 20s at least and him older than that

  • You gotta pick a gender

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  • Wario is an evil genderflipped Mario and Waluigi an evil genderflipped Luigi

    so it's a gender political compass, Marioculine ^ v Luigemme; conforming < > waconforming

  • Two wrongs don't make a ri-

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  • that and the long pants + slippers combo (no matter the weather)

  • It would be faster to bike from Denver to Minneapolis than to take a train there, which takes 81 hours longer than driving and requires two trains in the wrong direction

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  • Your best bet would I think be the Zephyr to Osceola, Iowa. Then you can get a bus (once a day) to Des Moines, from which there is a bus to Minneapolis twice a day.

    I've taken long distance buses in many countries (none of them claiming to be the richest in the world) and I've never seen anything this sad. You have to jump through hoops to maybe get a chance to take the three required buses (that depart once or twice daily) to get from one regional capital to the other?

  • I hereby decree that all past, present, and future works of fiction be retitled with titles and subtitles of the format "The X of Y" ("The X of the Y" is also acceptable)

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  • I'm going the opposite way

    The Ring Master: Ring Buddies

    The Ring Master: 9/11

    The Ring Master: The King Comes Back

  • Two wrongs don't make a ri-

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  • Slippers and Chinese Red Army uniform. Is this the ultimate look?

  • The bourgeoisie are not human...

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  • rolling in to the cosmetic surgery clinic going "give me the cartoon villain filter"

  • Oh god... Oh fuck.

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  • these are cyberpunk dick pills that turn your grey matter into erectile tissue

  • Oh god... Oh fuck.

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  • so that means all the other words i typed were acceptable, right?

    how about "AirBuds"? "Phyle-Membos"? "ClannerZ"?

  • Oh god... Oh fuck.

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  • Downs a pint of RC-spiked energy drink, puts on VR headset I'm logging on! Let's see, jumping out of the clearnet, purging my digital fingerprints... done.

    Zooming to the Kuala Lumpur node... here we go. OK, now changing my avatar to be that of a FinanceWeb Spider-Crawler.

    Bouncing to Mexico City, 3rd Level Shadowhub. Attempting to find traces of transactions by USAF pilots in Tijuana.

    This one looks juicy... hmmm, yep, got him. He bought convenience store dick pills with his credit card. Currently operating a BX-2 over the Pacific.

    Hijacking the man-machine interface... Oooh yeah, handling it. Sliding into the BX-2's gestalt field. I AM the bomber.

    Doing a 180. We're going to Virginia, friends!

  • #wearescottadams

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  • He definitely died pooping himself, but the sad news is he didn't even feel it

  • Amogus

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  • Good ole-fashioned racist cop in the background: "I picked the wrong day to stop smoking perps"

  • Scott Adams has passed away (author of Dilbert comic strips)

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  • Man thought he could fix systemic spread of cancer by replacing all his organs

    that's like trying to fix a rotten personality by replacing all the people in his life... so symbolic

  • Scott Adams has passed away (author of Dilbert comic strips)

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  • His wiKKKipedCIA article is full of little treats to read

    In February 2023, Dilbert was dropped by numerous newspapers and its distributor, Andrews McMeel Syndication, after Adams called black Americans a "hate group" (...) Adams then relaunched the strip as a webcomic on his locals.com website. Adams died in January 2026 from metastatic prostate cancer at the age of 68.

    same paragraph, like it's cause and effect

    In The Religion War (2004), Adams suggests that followers of theistic religions such as Christianity and Islam are subconsciously aware that their beliefs are false, and that this awareness is reflected in their consistently acting as if these religions, and their threats of damnation for sinners, are untrue. In a 2017 interview, Adams said that his books on religion, not Dilbert, would be his ultimate legacy.

    lol. this guy was just amazing at bad predictions. no, your legacy is dilbert and maybe some online rants everyone will have forgotten about in three years

    On May 19, 2025, Adams said on his daily podcast Real Coffee with Scott Adams that he has prostate cancer that has spread to his bones, and that he only has a short time left to live. (...) He noted that taking ivermectin and fenbendazole to treat the cancer did not work.

    what a dumbass, steve jobs at least tried to eat fruits

  • I feel like I haven't heard from Joe Biden in a while

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  • James Adomian got the best paid gig of his life

  • I feel like I haven't heard from Joe Biden in a while

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  • Biden is hiding in Africa and soon he's gonna make a big reveal and tell everyone the truth about the NWO?

  • NSFW

    You're a trans supremacist (cw: Transphobia)

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  • pretty cool biopunk concept actually