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Krem [he/him, they/them]

@ Krem @hexbear.net

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  • I guess it's "interesting" to watch in the age of netflix greenscreen storebrand movie products though. it's certainly different

    also one character does a Jodorowsky impression at one point I think, and it's not really acknowledged at all

  • it was the decade where all american movies had to remind you that 9/11 happened

  • it sits on the line between 2010s hipster ironic shit and just actual shit.

    it's supposed to feel like Tim and Eric meets John Waters, I think, but it doesn't apporach either unfortunately. the grossouts aren't awful enough, the kitsch isn't kitschy enough and the surrealism isn't surreal enough to really get anywhere.

  • speaking of

    , the bullshit movie where he gets abducted during the superbowl to go fight space bugs in the future with his badass daughter.

    we paid like 10 RMB for tickets and i still feel robbed

  • All this is stuff that I liked about it. It would have been even better if the main characters were not americans, but traveling there to witness the mess.

    I appreciate depicting war inside the US the same way the US depicts war happening outside it: two or three sides fighting, people get caught up in the fighting, no clear ideological sides, just people shooting at each other from shacks and balconies, and committing war crimes out of sheer anger at the other side but we don't find out what either side is.

    The movie is not great but if it had shown the motivations or bases of the sides in the conflict, shown soldiers in clear uniforms, shown one side being depraved criminals and the other as principled soldiers, then it would have been even more shit. I appreciate the mess. If/when the americans start having a civil war it would probably be between two bullshit factions and the outside world would probably be justifiably

  • "My old family was not indicative of my status, so I fired them and got a younger, slimmer, more fashionable one."

  • The right answer: "When a mob boss gets killed, that's maybe a good thing for society.

    But if another mobster killed him illegally, that doesn't make that other mobster a good person. Or the murder legal.

    And right now, we're headed by that other mobster.

    That doesn't bode well for our country."

    "The boss of our murder and extortion outfit murdering another mob boss calls the legitimacy of our murder and extortion outfit into question, and this is a sad day for murder and extortion crews worldwide."

  • The deeply evil American regime must not be allowed to have weapons. The leadership of the United States must go. But does that justify the Cuban-Venezuelan-Laotian-Vietnamese-Korean alliance in waging total war on US holdings in the 50 states and overseas, even if it endangers the lives of good, honest soldiers from that alliance? Is it worth the risk of innocent civilians in those countries losing access to McDonald's and Facebook?

  • Keir Starmer has demanded that the Iranian regime ends retaliatory strikes on neighbours in the Middle East in response to a pre-emptive attack by the US and Israel

    I demand that Starver ends his pathetic shouts of "stop, why" in response to being kicked in the balls and stomach and face

  • ratio

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  • Get unpasteurized plain soygurt, refill the container with pure soymilk (not the stuff with fillers or sweeteners) after, shake, leave out in room temp or warmer (or in a fancy rice cooker on the yogurt setting.) you can unlock the infinite soygurt hack

  • Equality, equity, equy

  • Cis people are so freaky, they call a mouth a "mussy"

  • Every bullshit country in europe loves to brag about their own peculiar brand of fetid semi-rotten slab of curdled animal milk (PDO), but stuff that non-whites eat is gross and shameful somehow

  • was the reddit post made by some kind of g*rman, by chance?

  • the important thing is that in the second case, women are still not the victims of the porn industry, the porn watchers are the victims somehow, because they're getting brainwashed and wasting their breeding potential

  • Northwestern eurasia, the branching peninsula of peninsulas, homeland of a bunch of bullshit since thousands of years

  • Anyone who uses latin (outside of scientific, legal and maybe catholic contexts) should be put on a watchlist for possible re-education. If you've ever put a V in place of a U, that's one strike

  • Or Switzerland, equally fake

  • memes @hexbear.net

    Cool map of Europe

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    White people having shit takes on Greenland again (CW: implied racism)

  • emoji @hexbear.net

    :attention-slop: