If you do, and you’re arrested, demand a jury trial. If I’m on it, you have nothing to worry about.

Can we skip straight to throwing a steel ball at him on stage please?

Even with the chipmunk voice I can tell that it’s Trump and I hate it.

Naw, that lacks any semblance of religion.

Give him a Bible to hold upside down.

For me it’s that everything today is made out of some flavor of shitty plastic. Call ot whatever you want - “Active Wear”, “Cool Breeze”, “Dry Tech” - it’s polyester, it feels terrible, and amps my BO up to 11 even if I’m just sitting still.

Hey don’t talk about Uranus like that.

Uranus is good enough, smart enough, and goshdarnit, people like Uranus.

But he’s nailed “voice” at least though, right?

Ahhh, a tale as old as Reagan…

But I like dorks.

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They’ve weaponized xenophobia too!

So far I’ve only gotten a black screen when I try to launch it, so I have a bug to work out…

I don’t see it available in Steam though, only Epic through Heroic launcher. I haven’t been able to get it to work though, just get a black screen.

I just wanna be able to play Rocket League on Linux. Is that so much to ask?

Exactly. I want to discover new artists, and sometimes I accidentally discover old artists that I should have known about but sheltered, raised-on-small-town-Midwestern-radio old me never could.

Credit where due - this is a rare example of an article that contains pictures of the fantastical thing noted in the headline. Was this written by a journalism student or something?

My first thought was, “5 Amber alerts amd a hurricane… good god what’s going on in Florida?!”

You had me even more worried there for a second.

Well to be fair, that belt buckle is doing a LOT of heavy lifting.

I think they’re saying that legalizing weed hasnt done anything to reduce Mexican cartel influence or violence.

I find it funny how MAGAts spend all this effort creating photos of Trump looking and acting how they envision him in their heads - because he’s never going to do or be any of them.

• Naked with chiseled abs? Nope
• Interacting with his followers? Nope
• Wading through the floodwaters? Nope
• Slender? Nope
• Cradling or caring for children? Nope. Well, not released yet anyway
• Leading a charge into battle? Nope