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Krauerking

@ Krauerking @lemy.lol

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  • Thieves dressed as Santa and his elves bust into grocery store and steal $3,000 worth of food

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  • Nothing is ever over. Even if they hadn't succeeded this is pretty incredible thing to even try to do.

  • Thieves dressed as Santa and his elves bust into grocery store and steal $3,000 worth of food

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  • Its certainly rare anywhere or else we wouldn't still be talking about robin hood much.Its real neat they tried it though.

  • The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

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  • Ok. I'm sorry you struggled with the pun.

    But hey just realized I taught you a new definition of the word then.Yay puns!

  • The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

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  • Is definitely a pun and doesnt really need an explanation to work.

    It plays off of Monument, being a sculpture made of someone usually historical and that someone making a statue of you is a big deal as a second definition of the word.

  • Thieves dressed as Santa and his elves bust into grocery store and steal $3,000 worth of food

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  • Hey, no worries, just dont want us to immediately expect the worst of others and I prefer to push back against it. Trying to give them their credit for doing something.

  • The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

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  • Since time immemorial.

  • The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

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  • Darn, now I gotta get up from my chair.... Grumble grumble.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

  • The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

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  • Darn fangled internet, confusing me. We used to just go to a muddy corner and for a penny make people groan and there were pear trees everywhere and the smell of cum....

    Where am I again?

  • The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

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  • Didnt know that was a thing?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

  • Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president in 2028

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  • Wonder if she is still telling her children the whole thing of Charlie being on a business trip with a man named Jesus in the sky. Apparently "he's to busy to come home"Those kids are fucked.

  • "When Your Avian Intelligence Agrees a Little Too Much" (Art by David Revoy)

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  • They really nailed the vibe of"Stuck with this even though it doesnt provide much benefit, but you can't get rid of it yourself so might as well check in with it every now and again to remind yourself how useless it is."

  • Thieves dressed as Santa and his elves bust into grocery store and steal $3,000 worth of food

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  • Way to brag about not reading the article.

    The food was donated to food shelters all over the city and placed under a public christmas tree.You just jumped to them doing it for themselves.

  • Everett True enforces table manners

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  • I am getting why people are reposting these. Man how timeless peoples shitty behavior is.

  • Tent where Charlie Kirk was murdered recreated at Turning Point convention — for selfies

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  • Got to be SEEN showing you are on the "right" side and care.

    Its like having to pay a tithe to the social media machine in the form of cringey posts that confirm the message desired.

  • lol, you want Epstein files? Get in line.

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  • Yeah this has felt redacted

  • So many people want the Epstein files you got to wait in line for them

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  • The interesting part will be when other people who have copies feel good to release theirs

  • lol, you want Epstein files? Get in line.

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  • There are worse ways to get an FBI buddy.

  • lol, you want Epstein files? Get in line.

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  • The other interesting thing is you only have 10 minutes when you get in to grab your stuff and go

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    lol, you want Epstein files? Get in line.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    So many people want the Epstein files you got to wait in line for them

  • Shinji, I'm begging you. Please get out of the robot

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  • Well good news, this guy still has his shorts on.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    The difference between a Collection and a Hoard, is "Standards"

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    Capitalism turns countries into businesses to support the lavish lifestyle of capital holders and the government into HR to silence the workers

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world
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    A new ‘solution’ to student homelessness: a parking lot where students can sleep safely in their cars

    hechingerreport.org /a-new-solution-to-student-homelessness-a-parking-lot-where-students-can-sleep-safely-in-their-cars/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    A new ‘solution’ to student homelessness: a parking lot where students can sleep safely in their cars

    hechingerreport.org /a-new-solution-to-student-homelessness-a-parking-lot-where-students-can-sleep-safely-in-their-cars/
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    If C suite employees have wealth in the millions, we are saying they are more of an asset than physical assets

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Hustle Culture is just Cargo Cults for finances

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world
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    At this SF grocery store, you can't leave unless you buy something

    www.sfgate.com /food/article/sf-grocery-store-installed-security-measures-21138800.php
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    This future of piloted personal robots is perfect for lazy racists

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    Same betting app you can bet on the impacts of climate change, promoting gambling on a collapsing government

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Humanity has to change how we solve disputes every so often to avoid people gaming it

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Krauerking @lemy.lol

    Gotta go fox taming

  • Nature and Gardening @beehaw.org
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    I homemade a 7ft trellis for my lemon squash and it still wasn't enough

  • politics @lemmy.world
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    Democrats' David Hogg problem not over despite DNC's vote to remove him

    www.washingtonexaminer.com /news/campaigns/3439676/democrats-david-hogg-problem-not-over-despite-dnc-removing-him/
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Breaking Light Rule

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
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    Unsolvable captcha where even the AI got lost on the prompt