My fantasy is that Trump tries to have Elon killed/arrested but fails because he’s rich and has very good guards. So then Elon sends someone to kill Trump, which is successful. Then Elon dies from some drug complications right after. If we’re lucky, they both die after shitting their pants.

OH! It’s for water, that’s a relief.

I wish I could say this is a click bait title, but its more like the title was written based on the assumption no one will click to read the article. No where in there were there any legal experts(Lawyers, Judges or legal scholars). No where in there did anyone actually suggest he’d face any consequences for his actions. Total bs title intended to give a few people hope I guess. Not really sure what the thought process was. Probably wasn’t one of those either.

🎶 They’re making a list, probably not checking it twice, that’s how they decide who gets deported by ICE. My government is turning fascist!

In the U.S., RFK has promised to personally consume every dead bird he finds on the side of the road.

Amazon is absolutely livid about this. They felt those packages should’ve been shipped by them so that they could cut 20,000 jobs. It’s unfair! /s

So in my experience, and I admit my data pool isn’t very large, autistic people are more likely to believe a friend stretching the truth, but almost never fall for ridiculous lies or outright propaganda. Put that thought in your brain for a second, and you can see why I think they’re really making a list.

It was 240%, but he doesn’t eat his pickles and the 0 got smeared. He refused to believe it wasn’t a 5 after that.

Apparently many Americans thought if we just created a Lex Luther, then we’d obviously get a Superman right after.

I’m assuming it’s similar to this.

I have a similar story. My nephew who was living with us at the time burnt a waffle. So for reasons unknown, he threw it into the bushes. My dog got into them that day, came out so damn happy, I couldn’t take it from him. I mean, he hunted that waffle himself. So for the next couple of months, he demanded that I let him search the magical waffle bush.

The hurdles:

I really hope you’re joking. We shouldn’t advocate shooting fascists if they are in custody. That’s a waste of bullets. Drown the fuckers in a pillow case instead.

They don’t gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em.

*Liquify

I hear Donald Trump is good at polishing Russian equipment.

A spell for sex and business, yeah.🎶

I think the issue, which does affect both sides, is that once the election was over, they just stop paying attention if “their” side won.