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Konala Koala

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  • The Star Wars Outlaws flop - Guillemot blames waning interest in the franchise

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  • Yeah, like beating a dead horse, it has no giddy-up and go. What the hell were they thinking when they decided to do Star Wars Outlaws?

  • Why Do Fascists Dream Of Alligators?

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  • And then someone asks, "Why Do Alligators Dream Of Eating Fascists?"

  • As a way of apology for slandering Picard yesterday

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  • She looks like she could decide to refer this thread to Locutus of Borg, who will just tell you, "I am... Locutus of Borg. Resistance... is futile. Your life as it has been... is over. From this time forward... you will service... … us.", and leave you to decide on what course of action to take in response.

  • ‘There is no intel’: Trump’s attacks on Iran were based on vibes, sources say

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  • How about making that "Deport Trump to Iran and tell their president this is the asshole who gave the order to attack the nuclear facilities in your country, and then leave them and get the hell out of there while leaving them to do whatever the hell they want with him"

  • AOC says Trump's Iran strikes "clearly grounds for impeachment"

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  • It's not a Koala, it's an owl!

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  • If you rather talk about the koala instead, I do have a community on here for that.

  • Tim Russ Teases Possible Return In ‘Spaceballs 2’

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  • For some reason, this got me imagining someone announcing over the intercom, "PREPARE STARSHIP FOR LUDICROUS SPEED! FASTEN ALL SEATBELTS! SECURE ALL ENTRANCES AND EXITS! CLOSE ALL SHOPS IN THE MALL! CANCEL THE THREE RING CIRCUS! SECURE ALL ANIMALS IN THE ZOO!" and the next thing you know, we are going so fast that we end up leaving our galaxy, pass through two others, and end up on the far side of Triangulum, the galaxy known as M33, and we have traveled over two million seven hundred thousand light years in just a few seconds.

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  • I wonder if that should have been "Thank you for calling Borg Customer Service, 3 of 6 here, how may I assimilate you? You do know resistance is futile."

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  • For some reason, this made me think "Ryker to Engineering, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LA FORGE!!"

  • Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars

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  • While on the democratic side when we have a democratic president, those said would say "WE HATED RIOTS BUT LOVE J6" and "WE HATE ICE BUT LOVE THE CDC"

  • Trump Asked Why He Thinks He Can Arrest Gavin Newsom — Says He Committed ‘Crime’ of ‘Running For Governor’

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  • And then at some point, it gets reversed with an article that states "Newsom Asked Why He Thinks He Can Arrest Donald Trump — Says He Committed ‘Crime’ of ‘Running For President’"

  • Author of Texas bill to ban 'furries' in schools cannot come up with examples of it happening

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  • Windows 11 users reportedly losing data due to Microsoft's forcedWindows 11 users reportedly losing data due to Microsoft's forced BitLocker encryption

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  • This is already looking like Microsuck is asking for a Windows 11/BitLocker based Class Action Lawsuit against them for this data lose blunder, and hopefully get their currently CEO fired.

  • Peter Dutton to leave Coalition leaderless, conceding he has lost his seat of Dickson

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  • And what was the government that green-lit new eucalyptus clear-cutting, screwed over the Koala community with a possibly poorly run woodland referendum, and probably still doesn't give a damn about koala welfare?

  • Top Social Security official steps down after disagreement with DOGE over sensitive data

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  • This already has me very worried since I get SSD benefits along with Medicare, Medicaid, and SNAP due to a mental health impairment, and someone really needs to step the fuck up and get the DOGE NAZIS the fuck out of there.

  • Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt

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  • I think the reason Cybertruck sales have ground to a halt has to do with their CEO Department's way of managing things and breaking into Governmental Agency's Private Information. It's also the reason you will find "FUCK ELON MUSK" being spray-painted onto Cybertrucks.

  • The mutant wildlife adapting to New York City

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  • Well, the kind of mutant wildlife you will find adapting in New York City are going to be mutated enlarged turtles that are human-like and can eat pizza. Be warned though that they are highly trained in the art of ninjutsu and you could find yourself in the hospital having suffered fractured bones, dislocated limbs, and compound fractures. So I would highly recommend to make sure your health and life insurance is up to date before you dare venture into the New York City Sewer System.

  • US Democracy

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  • I think the next Lemmy Shitpost on this should be something on US Republicrazy due to the direction this election went.

  • The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot

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  • If there is an internet rule for every character there is a religion swapped version of that character, I'd like to see Pagan/Wicca versions of them like they have moved out of the bible belt (especially Texas) and into a mostly blue state where they can preserve their freedom of religion from certain religious nutjobs.