How about making that “Deport Trump to Iran and tell their president this is the asshole who gave the order to attack the nuclear facilities in your country, and then leave them and get the hell out of there while leaving them to do whatever the hell they want with him”

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If you rather talk about the koala instead, I do have a community on here for that.

For some reason, this got me imagining someone announcing over the intercom, “PREPARE STARSHIP FOR LUDICROUS SPEED! FASTEN ALL SEATBELTS! SECURE ALL ENTRANCES AND EXITS! CLOSE ALL SHOPS IN THE MALL! CANCEL THE THREE RING CIRCUS! SECURE ALL ANIMALS IN THE ZOO!” and the next thing you know, we are going so fast that we end up leaving our galaxy, pass through two others, and end up on the far side of Triangulum, the galaxy known as M33, and we have traveled over two million seven hundred thousand light years in just a few seconds.

I wonder if that should have been “Thank you for calling Borg Customer Service, 3 of 6 here, how may I assimilate you? You do know resistance is futile.”

For some reason, this made me think “Ryker to Engineering, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LA FORGE!!”

While on the democratic side when we have a democratic president, those said would say “WE HATED RIOTS BUT LOVE J6” and “WE HATE ICE BUT LOVE THE CDC”

And then at some point, it gets reversed with an article that states “Newsom Asked Why He Thinks He Can Arrest Donald Trump — Says He Committed ‘Crime’ of ‘Running For President’”

I wonder if this topic needs to be x-posted to !furry@lemmy.world

This is already looking like Microsuck is asking for a Windows 11/BitLocker based Class Action Lawsuit against them for this data lose blunder, and hopefully get their currently CEO fired.

And what was the government that green-lit new eucalyptus clear-cutting, screwed over the Koala community with a possibly poorly run woodland referendum, and probably still doesn’t give a damn about koala welfare?

This already has me very worried since I get SSD benefits along with Medicare, Medicaid, and SNAP due to a mental health impairment, and someone really needs to step the fuck up and get the DOGE NAZIS the fuck out of there.

I think the reason Cybertruck sales have ground to a halt has to do with their CEO Department’s way of managing things and breaking into Governmental Agency’s Private Information. It’s also the reason you will find “FUCK ELON MUSK” being spray-painted onto Cybertrucks.

Well, the kind of mutant wildlife you will find adapting in New York City are going to be mutated enlarged turtles that are human-like and can eat pizza. Be warned though that they are highly trained in the art of ninjutsu and you could find yourself in the hospital having suffered fractured bones, dislocated limbs, and compound fractures. So I would highly recommend to make sure your health and life insurance is up to date before you dare venture into the New York City Sewer System.

I think the next Lemmy Shitpost on this should be something on US Republicrazy due to the direction this election went.

If there is an internet rule for every character there is a religion swapped version of that character, I’d like to see Pagan/Wicca versions of them like they have moved out of the bible belt (especially Texas) and into a mostly blue state where they can preserve their freedom of religion from certain religious nutjobs.

More like claims of a video that would have anyone with a brain to decide that Kamala Harris is the better candidate to vote for by November 5th.

Same thing for the lane assist function if you are sleepy

If you are sleepy behind the wheel, you need to pull over, get off the road, and take a rest.

Again, not only no valid proof they are safe, but they are being used to put people out of work like Taxi and Uber drivers.

Good for Josh Shapiro, because Elon Musk needs to be investigated and possibly jailed with all his money given to charity.