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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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  • I haven't even heard of Feastables or Lunchly until this meme.

  • No, you can't use your $6,299.00 Camera as a Webcam. That will be $5 – Roman Zipp

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  • I have been using iVcam.

  • Only one regret

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  • I'm sure if given the same success as Facebook, we would have just been talking shit about Tom's removal of fact checking on MySpace.

  • On the internet it's forever

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  • It's been a long road, getting from there to here.

  • Lemmy is ever vigilant against the AI threat.

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  • 1 pixel of the traffic light is in a box. Does the box contain a traffic light or not? 😭

  • Now you know why your wife gave you a can of WD 40

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  • Make a lube that rips off the WD-40 visuals but it's called Wet Dick.

  • Crows smart af, give this one some more nuggets

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  • Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles

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  • "I find the defendant guilty on all charges and sentence them to be eaten by a plant from outer space."

  • Juicy

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  • Second worst part of my job is taking out the garbage in the back by the sinks. Not only is it heavy, it gets filled with oil and water from the sinks along with all the food garbage that it's meant for.

    The worst part is cleaning behind the friers and shit. I do not know how so many fucking chicken nuggets and oil can end up back there after just 3 days. Or why I am the only janitor cleaning back there.

  • Hate it when someone nails me and doesn't even know me

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  • DAE rotate between The One Meal and I Am a Grazing Gazelle? Some days I just have the one big meal and nothing else; other days I just eat crackers and fruit and cheese all day.

  • There is a scene in Saving Private Ryan where a soldier gets shot in the helmet and it bounces off. Now a days soldiers seem to get shot in the helmet and it goes right thru. How come and why?

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  • Better bullets.

    The armor soldiers wear is only gonna stop so much. Smaller/slower bullets, especially hollow points. Bigger, faster, solid core/jacketed rounds are meant to penetrate armor, and you're only going to have so much protection vs how much weight you can carry.

  • American measurements

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  • 242 dicks

    In a row?!

  • TikTok creators mourn app where 'overnight' success is possible

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  • I imagine that people have fucked around to find out how to game the system and know more or less exactly how the thing actually works. People do it everywhere else. Shit, dudes on YouTube like The Spiffing Brit make entire videos about how the system works and how you can exploit it.

  • Dream technology is weird

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  • Then I'd just be scrolling my phone, but the memes suck because I have to manually think of them.

  • Trump DHS nominee Kristi Noem touted her relationship with South Dakota tribes. She was previously banned from all 9 of her state's reservations

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  • God damn. Every native american I've met IRL was chill as hell and could tolerate a lot of bullshit before losing their cool. How fucked up you gotta be to be banned from 9 different tribes?

  • How does Netflix have such poor OPSEC?

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  • Whoever runs the Oscars or whatever also doesn't seem to have good opsec; whenever those are about to happen is one of the best times to get quality pirated films of movies still in the theatre or even as of yet to be released to the public in a digital format meant to show the film to critics/judges.

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  • Who is communist himbo?

    I feel like I've asked that before and have already forgot... 🤔

  • The many paths of pawn

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  • Wait ... Can I play chess using nothing but knights? 🤔

    I wouldn't capture the king. I would trample him under a stampede of horses.

  • TikTok will go dark unless Biden administration intervenes

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  • Didn't Biden already say he wasn't even going to enforce it?