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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • I posted it for you

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  • It can't take a joke.

  • Google begins requiring JavaScript for Google Search

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  • MetaGer

    "Ehrnagawd! Meta ger!" - Slid Snack

  • Me with the 1993 Mario Bros movie

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  • I don't know how They Live ended up having two professional wrestlers giving us the worst fight scene since Kirk took on a Gorn.

    But at least we got some badass one liners.

  • I'm OOTL: Why is TikTok being banned?

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  • It's like having siblings. It's okay if I call my siblings buttheads, but you're not allowed to because you're not family.

  • fight fire with napalm

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  • Oh shit. This isn't marijuana. It's knotweed! That explains everything!

  • Physicist May Have Solved The Grandfather of All Time-Travel Paradoxes

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  • Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains!

  • ...I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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  • I also would like a reasonable amount of wars.

    The reasonable amount of wars just happens to be 0.

  • Anyone for some fizzy egg???

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  • "Satisfaction is a luxury" 🤣

  • They're uncivilized

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  • The least they could have done is have a statue of Dukat lying the ground trying to protect himself as half a dozen bajoran children kicked him.

  • Transfer Patient

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  • Try playing on a bigger grid.

  • BRB, need more cheese

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  • The only cheeses I refuse to even try are maggot and frumunda.

  • We are the sum of all our ancestors

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  • I always pointed this out as a joke a while back when there was hella anti-GMO sentiment. If GMO just means it's genetically modified, then you're pretty much SOL when it comes to edible plants we grow; they've been genetically modified through selective breeding and hybridization for centuries that if you went back in time far enough, you won't even recognize your favorites anymore.

  • TIL that tracing phone calls by keeping the phone line open is a totally outdated trope

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  • It is how phones without GPS hardware get your location for things like Maps and whatnot. If you've ever had it ask you to turn BT on for better accuracy, that's why; it just opens up more connection points to triangulate position.

    And, just triangulation itself works by doing math on the signal range between a minimum of 3 points of connectivity. It could be done with any wireless communication system.

  • As US TikTok users move to RedNote, some are encountering Chinese-style censorship for the first time

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  • Equality is equality 🤷🏻‍♂️

    Either we ban male nipples or let female nipples fly. Both would then be equal. One way would just be more fun than the other.

  • Low deductible high fantasy

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  • Hellloooooo, nurse! 😍

  • Fyi... Hold shift to run.

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  • I know I've played a game that said "press space to jump" and when you pressed space, you didn't jump and some NPC starts making fun of you. The game didn't actually have a jump mechanic.

  • New commandment just dropped

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  • Elden Ring with summons be like:

  • TIL that tracing phone calls by keeping the phone line open is a totally outdated trope

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  • They don't even need that! They can triangulate from Bluetooth and wifi radios as well.

  • Here’s What Happened When India Banned TikTok in 2020

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  • "Cut off their nose to spite their face."