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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • The difference a letter makes

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  • Humus certainly tastes better than pumice.

  • Hold on!

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  • THIS IS A MANUALLY TYPED MESSAGE FROM A NORMAL, FLESHBAG HUMAN. BEEP BOOP.

  • Images from catbox not loading for anyone else?

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  • They almost never load for me, and it's been that way since forever. I have to assume it's an issue with Catbox itself, since they don't even load taking the direct URL into a browser and trying to open it that way. It always times out.

  • (Sad Alexander Noises)

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  • That was a Borg attack, yeah? It might be sadder to imagine kittens were there. Being assimilated.

  • DnD really is mostly shenanigans

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  • A streamer I watch mentioned how they played D&D and it wasn't all super horny like all the D&D memes he finds and I just had to wonder what weird D&D group he played with that there wasn't at least 1 person playing a Bard whose entire schtick was fucking their way out of every problem?

  • Strange times...

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  • Wait... Cucumber is a berry and not some kind of squash? 🤯

    That means pickles are fruit, right? 🤔

  • America’s Top Export May Be Anxiety

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  • Who the hell wants to buy anxiety?

    No, seriously. I stand to make a lot of money selling this shit. I produce way more than I need.

  • Unfortunately

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  • Aw man! 😮‍💨

  • The Swamp Monster

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  • First it was gluten and now it's micro plastics that are gonna explode my balls. What isn't going to explode my god damn nuts? 😬

  • Yaay

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  • Your attempt to stop me from eating ass has failed.

  • TikTok ban likely to spread to US allies - including UK

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  • We could go further. Technically most of us are still utilizing privately owned infrastructure to access the Internet. We should get a Kickstarter or something so we can lay down our own networks. Make them faster. And also include hookers and blackjack.

  • YSK: Don't spell Trump or Musk on SM anymore.

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  • posts like these could be considered illegal - even retroactively like the Nazis did!

    Breaking unjust and stupid laws is my duty as an American. Fuck Elon Musk and Donald Trump. They can eat my ass, and not in the good way.

  • Choice_irl (Art by ShepGoesBlep)

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  • Freezing to death would probably be less painful. Fire immediately hurts like hell but being cold tends to numb you.

  • chees soda

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  • Does this mean the vaporussy tastes like sea salt cheese? 🤔

  • Would be hilarious if it backfires with GenZ

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  • If the government truly wanted to stop TikTok, they would just bring back Vine.

  • Hulu quizzing about the ads played

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  • Saviour

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  • Same vibes as paying a dude to harass your girl on the beach so you can "fight them off" and look like a hero.

  • What are some actual good sour sour candy?

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  • The extra sour Skittles are hella sour and good.

    I also enjoyed the spicy ones they had for a limited time. Got them once thinking they would be kinda lame, but I ended up buying at least 1 bag a week until they were discontinued.

    Of course nothing beats Lucas or Sour Warheads. Do they still make ShockTarts? I haven't seen them shits in a long time.

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    Kickstarter for Pixelfed and Loops

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  • Anyone simply hanging around people who speak a certain way is in danger of "cultural appropriation" I guess, since most people will subconsciously adopt the way the people around them speak.