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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • You aren't even a big fan of piazza but you know you are not turning this down

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  • They forgot the "in yo" between snake and cakes.

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    Conservative people are the moist toxic and aggressive people for no reason

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  • moist toxic

    God damn slightly damp conservatives.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • We would obviously 69

  • And third term?

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  • That's actually happened once. Choices were between Dick Cheney and a dead guy; people voted for the dead guy.

  • And third term?

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  • Criminal Clown, you said?

  • Biden Reportedly Spending Final Hours of Presidency in ‘Dark’ Mood: ‘Never Stopped Feeling Angry’ After Being Forced Out

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  • Are you a registered Democrat? Afaik, for all those primaries you claim that didn't happen, you had to be registered as a party member to actually vote in them. I specifically re-registered as Democrat from independent to vote for Bernie in all of them.

  • Some people say its the weather, others say security

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  • How does he eat his McDonald's if it excites him so much he can't close his fingers?

  • Options for under performing Cat6 cable

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  • Earth leakage

    Imagines a burst pipe flooding the room with dirt

  • When you think you've got it bad

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  • Up for 5 hours with over a hundred downvotes; has nobody else reported this for the very obvious transphobia expressed in the meme? Why the fuck is this even still up?

  • NSFW

    Transmen who have had bottom surgery, have you ever sat on your scrotum by accident?

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  • For cis-men this happens a few times a decade

    Happens to me multiple times a day. 😩

  • Feeling this a lot less since I got medicated

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  • My anxiety attacks feel like I'm having a heart attack along with severe stomach cramps and I could very easily throw up or even shit my pants.

  • Elon Musk's DOGE will be sued minutes after Trump is sworn in: report

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  • Efficiency means not following the rules. Getting things done faster, but ultimately shittier, because you're rushing it. Making quick descions even though you don't have enough information to make a good one.

  • Don't poop in the

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  • Jpawpawp

  • Billionaire wealth surges to 'unimaginable' levels in 2024 as Oxfam predicts emergence of five trillionaires within a decade

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  • Why would they have an incentive not to tax 99% of their wealth when that money would literally be going to them?

  • Billionaire wealth surges to 'unimaginable' levels in 2024 as Oxfam predicts emergence of five trillionaires within a decade

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  • They have so much money, the services aren't even where they make most of it anymore. Trading and investing are.

  • Billionaire wealth surges to 'unimaginable' levels in 2024 as Oxfam predicts emergence of five trillionaires within a decade

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  • That shit was unimaginable even before 2024.

  • TIL that tracing phone calls by keeping the phone line open is a totally outdated trope

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  • Might be time to move

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  • Also if you didn't know: The actor who had the alien pop out his chest in Spaceballs was the same as the one in Alien, which they were riffing. That's why he says "not again!"

  • America’s Top Export May Be Anxiety

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  • Bullshit. They don't want to buy it. They want me to pay them to take it. 😬