You wood say that, wouldn’t you?

… Why?

I see…

This is not a Granny Smith apple.

Probably “the size of a small car”.

Which app are you using? Try Boost.

I think he really did expect that he could make some government services more efficient.

What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

Teeth first evolved as sensory tissue in the armored exoskeletons of ancient fish, fossil scans find.

Uh… did you read the comic or are you commenting purely on the title?

Typical woke typist

…and there was much rejoicing. Yay!

The Fart of the Steal

Ah, thanks for the Michaelmas. I thought it was either a name of a politician or something I’m not British enough to understand. The rest of the text was fine.

God is such a prankster XD

Therefore they aren’t.

Same, except I’m gonna go straight to explainxkcd for this one.

What’s the fine for necrophilia in this part of Tamriel?

I was there, Gandalf…

Nice