Absolutely devistating.

Might be regional but, yeah, it’s in use.

You should tow it out of the environment or something.

That line was really funny. The first time we heard it. Many years ago.

Not just much of the time. Often.

I love Melon.

The problem isn’t Israelis. The problem isn’t Palestinians. The problem is assholes.

!REMINDME 4.5 billion years

I think humanity has always assumed this. Hurray for scientific conformation.

True that.

Idiots are everywhere and even smart people do stupid things now and then.

“And then it got worse” is practically the Russian national motto.

Reddit needs to write some new material.

You know you’re getting old when you “remember when Saturday Night Live used to be funny.”

They only call it “class warfare” when poor people fight back.

It’s okay, we’re getting rid of history lessons too!

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Building shareholder value, duh.

Your question has now been banned in Florida.

People can care about multiple things.