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I'm the king. Of jalopies.

  • Fuck I do. We need a whole instance for these

  • Pretty sure that's not meth, those are amphetamine or dextro-amphetamine. I'm not a chemist but the meth part makes a biiig difference in my experience. I love Adderall once and awhile for busy days, cleaning, hiking, whatever, but the only time I did meth I geeked the fuck out for 14 hours and nearly beat my dick to death, woke up 2 days late enrolled in college (years after school with no intention of going to college lol). It was fun and easy to see how people get so strung out on it but I was far from functional.

  • Just curious... What would a healthy dose of methamphetamines be? Hypothetically, of course.

  • Or they're just natural born addicts like myself and need that instant reward and think to hell with my future self. That's his problem. Present me just got a marshmallow.

  • I think he mistook the casting couch for something else

  • I'm not judging man that's cool

  • It's like my daughter. When she being awesome that's because she's my daughter. When she's being a shitass that's my wife child.

    /s

  • That's cool, you like to see men naked

  • I moved to California last year from Oklahoma. Occasionally I will say something about moving from Oklahoma and people are like, "oh that makes sense, you have a Midwestern accent sometimes". We all sound normal to ourselves but everyone has an accent. Like the way California people say their O's.

  • I got a golden shovel for Christmas 2017. I was (am) obsessed with twin peaks and my wife made one for me like from the show (the comeback season or whatever). Because I have to dig myself out of the shit.

  • That's the cool thing about harbor freight. How many popes you really gonna hit on any given day?

  • Yeah but it breaks after hitting 2 popes

  • You...you gonna finish that...?

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  • I know nothing of or even care about IT stuff but I fucking love this podcast.

  • Damn I live pretty close hope I can go check that out I bet it's ridiculous.

  • That's because stupid people hired the best person for the job of President.

  • Oh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.

  • Move it in and out at a medium pace

  • Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me... Whack off