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I'm the king. Of jalopies.

  • Wow, you had flour at your house? Who's the capitalist pig now? Must've been nice eating bread.

  • I tried to tell this to some kid at my child's school's trunk or treat the other day he said, "sorry all I have is a pillowcase" and I said dude that's the way to rock it. You can fit way more candy in it. Plus you can sneak some in your room by stuffing your pillow in there. I never used a bucket as a kid. I always used the pillowcase.

    Now that I think about it we were also really poor...

  • Black licorice

  • Straight from bored panda after they stole it from reddit. This meme has legs!

  • This explains my long haired dachshunds behavior

  • Sometimes I forget to post the eviction notice in advance.

  • Mostly air then... Figures

  • We don't talk about those

  • Gotta be careful where you drop pollen these days.

  • As a pest control professional, I assure you that wasps aren't trying to fuck you up. They get aggressive in the late season but for the most part they won't fuck with you unless you are a threat. I've knocked down countless wasp nests with my brush and only been stung a few times. Those times I got stung I was really asking for it by how I went about it. They're also accidental pollinators so they do help more than people think.

  • I really enjoyed the style of this show. Was good too.

  • This is the adult, "takes one to know one"

  • Who the hell is telling you that? I've been using moisturizers forever. People often ask my age then don't believe it and I'm like lotion dude. Everyday. Care for your skin. Never been told I couldn't.

  • Or that people aren't ever in the McDonald's drive thru

  • Enough to make a grown man cry

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  • What's up with the people in the stands? Why they all repeating?

  • No idea what I just watched but it was hilarious

  • That was my intro to Vonnegut and I rather enjoyed it. Enough to read more from him which is when I realized it wasn't a great book.