That's why I act like I'm pooping. I'll sit down and make grunt noises while aiming my piss at the side of the bowl so no one hears I'm actually peeing. Because that's less embarrassing than knowing you all think I'm too afraid to piss in front of you. I even pull toilet paper out and wipe it on my thigh so all you actual Weiner holders believe I'm wiping my ass. Who's the fool now? Not only was I too afraid to pee in front of you, I convinced you I was taking a manly shit while you probably nodded in approval at the other Weiner holders next to you. Check mate.
I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid when my redneck racist homophobic dad would drag us to the dirt track to watch other drunk rednecks race each other in their first track cars... Hang on...
It's like when your friend first showed you 2 girls 1 cup back in the day. Like goddamn why are you even looking at that?! The fuck is wrong with you? I'm out.
It takes work but try to stop giving a fuck what anyone thinks of you. Once I did that my life got so much better. Not to be confused with not caring about others just don't worry what they think of you. That's their cross to carry.
I used to live in England back in 1999-2004 on and off during the summer with my mom. Even then we were a fucking joke. I learned very quickly to lose my Texas accent and just tell people I was Canadian. I literally almost got my ass kicked several times after 9/11 when my fellow Brits found out I was from America. I wasn't even old enough to vote at the time. I haven't been back since 2009 but I suspect nowadays they'd just feel sorry for me. I live in California now which is rife with it's own problems but at least my family and I feel somewhat safer here than in Oklahoma or Texas where we lived most our lives. I couldn't raise my daughter in Oklahoma and feel that in doing what's best for her. Plus California is fucking beautiful and there's so much to do and see! Cost of living is the only downside here for me.
I've never even heard of it and I was a huge fan back in junior high school when their self titled album came out but I stopped listening to that kind of music after their 2nd album. I smoked a marijuana and became a punk overnight.
I'm afraid you do. Unless it's a wheelchair. I'm which case just roll with us.